Vampyres and Impaling Terrorists: Sink Your Teeth Into This

[Furious B]

I actually just heard about this last night on the news. My pops was watching and I just happened to catch it. I think his blunt demeanor towards his alternative lifestyle is hilarious. Maybe I'll vote for him.

lol

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahahaha

awesome.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i'd vote for that. It'd be even funnier if he somehow won.

 

[NAD]

the Impaler, also a former pro wrestler.

dude he's totally going to win!

Although he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy," Sharkey said he has nothing against Jesus Christ or his followers. But he thinks God the Father was a poor parent for allowing his son to be crucified.

brilliant.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Reminds me of a guy who ran for Mayor in my town once who came to speak in one of my classes. He wanted to sod over most streets, move all banks into one huge drive-through glass building, and wanted a giant obelisk in the middle of town with a replica of his head on top that could shoot lasers from the eyes to strike down jaywalkers.

After he realized he wouldn't win he just went to debates to mess with one other candidate he hated. He actually ended up getting more votes than the Indian guy that also ran.

 

[NAD]

and wanted a giant obelisk in the middle of town with a replica of his head on top that could shoot lasers from the eyes to strike down jaywalkers.

seriously though, if we had more politicians that didn't take shit so seriously we might be in a better situation. either that or a much worse one, but at least it'd be funny.