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Okay I always knew this forum was nerdy, but this is sliiightly too far :lol:
 
Every time a thread like these is started someone posts BloodRayne, and every time they obsess about her polygons. It's one thing to like a well-made and aesthetically pleasing character, but drooling over an artificial-looking, for-no-reason-naked bunch of polygons, that's just sad. This BloodRayne character was obviously created for one reason: BUY ARE GAEM IT HAEV BEWBS!!!1!1!1 Run-of-the-mill standard blueprint-for-nerdy-fantasy-following bewbs at that.


Characters like this:

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And Ashley did get naked ^_^
 
Any way you slice it, you're still getting hot over a bunch of pixels, mang. And didn't Mass Effect feature a lesbian sex subplot to cater to the same nerd fantasy crowd?
What I mean to say is, Ashley got naked, and she was still a much more interesting character than twenty BloodRaynes put together. I've never gotten hot over a bunch of pixels before, and I don't think I ever will. Because, as you say, they're just a bunch of pixels. But good characters are a necessary part of a good story, which is still the reason I play games. And like I said, I love certain characters because of the aesthetics and artistry from the makers. I find very little artistry in a bread-and-butter half-naked character like BloodRayne. You'll notice the characters I post were all fully clothed.

As for the alien lesbian sex scene, I'm pretty sure that wasn't a sex scene at all, since in my game, Liara explained to my female Shepard that her kind reproduces through a merging of consciousness, or something like that., and Ashley only has a sex scene if the main character is male. Plus, as far as Mass Effect sex scenes are concerned, my female Shepard got it on with Kaidan, because it suited the story and the characters. Anyway, the Mass Effect sex scene was a part of the story, a sort of logical following to the plot, and to the interaction your character has with the others - it was a mature element in a story intended for mature people, not fapping 12-year-olds. It's a huge difference from some half naked chick prancing around the screen for no reason.

Anyway, you people and your srs bsns have made me post this tl;dr rant of srs bsns, so kindly cut it out ;)