Viking metal lyrics - a new way

[absynth]

hey guys,

I found this on bash.org the other day - seems like this hasnt been posted here before. If it has, sorry for that - it's just too hilarious to keep from you

I wrote some norse death metal rap earlier today
of course I'd recite it for you!
YO I'M A BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER AND I WORSHIP THOR
I'M GUNNA USE MY AXE BUST DOWN YOUR DOOR
SCREAMING VALHALLA AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
I GOT PHAT RHYMES AND I SPEAK IN TONGUES
RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY
RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY
NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby)
NORSE (gunna kick your ass and I don't mean maybe)
NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby)
NORSE (LONG BLONDE HAIR THAT IS SOFT AND WAVY)
fin.

http://bash.org/?432386

 

[Tomasz]

actually there was something similar posted here or on the previous forum but that was quite some time ago

don't find it to be funny, but then again when you're 15 you may not only find it very hailarious but also ver "cool"

 

[DemonsAndLies666]

this stupid shit again =\

 

[Blutaar]

norse death metal rap!?!?
What th fuck!!

 

[Belgar]

noooooooooo cut the fucking shit out.

 

[Celtik Militia]

noooooooooo cut the fucking shit out.

thats a nice song u were listening

well i found that rap thingy quite amusing, the poor boy had good intentions, stop being mean, its just a little parody.. nothing to be so excited about.

 

[OnceSealedInBlood]

Wow...something about a DEATH METAL RAP just isnt cool at all...good rhyming and all...but man does rap suck...its not even music...its just poetry to a beat, and poetry is gay....

 

[Feraliminal Lycanthropizer]

vikings had wavy hair? This is news to me. Weird al made a star wars gangsta rap that i found hilarious. Yeah but this one is unoriginal and unfunny.

DEATH METAL RAP

have you heard of a guy named Necro?

and poetry is gay....

NO!

 

[TheLastWithPaganBlood]

I bet you wouldnt say poetry os gayn if you met Einar Skallegrimsson

 

[Celtik Militia]

hey would one of you guys please find the lyrics of NORDISCHES BLUT's song called "oden's white wolves" ? cause i cant find them on the net, but i guesss they're on metal-archives.com but the pb is that i cant enter the site anymore, i dont know why, this bug just affects my computor so if someone feels generous, that would be cool..

 

[Tomasz]

hey would one of you guys please find the lyrics of NORDISCHES BLUT's song called "oden's white wolves" ? cause i cant find them on the net, but i guesss they're on metal-archives.com but the pb is that i cant enter the site anymore, i dont know why, this bug just affects my computor so if someone feels generous, that would be cool..

lyrics are not provided

 

[Celtik Militia]

aww darn, thx anyway

 

[Aaron A.]

So very comical.

 

[SovietNecroWeasel]

That was one of the stupidest things I ever heard.