ashaman7122
Crazy on a ship of fools
- Dec 11, 2002
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Dolamite S. Biffle said:Might as well just stayhome and go to one of those really redneck strip clubs with the toothless strippers or are those at Cheetahs too.
Ha! Try living in South Texas...we've got the regular staff of midgets and amputees (oh, my!)...uke:
The women here also have developed a syndrome which can only be referred to as "tortilla butt." Lots of widespread (pun intended) hail damage, if you know what I mean.
Could I possibly mix any more metaphors tonight?
Rock on!