Is there a nearby forest/woods? If there is, we should create a bloodstone and lead all of the emos into the woods, and eviscerate them, burning their limbs and remains on the stone. The blood will spill into the earth and the trees will absorb the emo blood and become vampire trees, and then come alive like ents from LOTR and create emo rampage:zombie:
Ordered the airline tickets to Hamburg yesterday and I've already saved about £300 for alcohol and food. So the financial issues are solved, now the last hurdle is to get from hamburg to Wacken...which will be.....interesting