well, i have entered goatee land

[goatschool]

i intended to shave off my beard and as a lark, tried it out. and it stuck. and there's nothing anyone, not even me, can do about it.

and do you know what this means to all of my potential stalkers?

that's right.

i've given out enough personal info that the euros and the bloodsucking expat's are frothing into their black lace fanny packs.

my password, while i'm at it: aintnodracula

my fake accounts were:

immastalker@dipshit.org

ihuntgoth455

ur0wnprsnlhoagland_4U

opeth666

fuck you, i'm done. last post ever.

 

[IanDork107]

I've bearded myself over the past week and change.

 

[goatschool]

m0dz d3l33t

 

[deadair]

please make this a sticky.

 

[avi]

v. important!