May Heiress Elf and others bring joy to all this holiday season (this includes you Smylex!).
No Elf Maidens under my tree this Christmas - but otherwise a very good year in Toastland!
You know why I hate X-mas so much? It's the music. Same damn crappy songs,
every fucking year! Last new X-mas song I heard was by AC/DC (
Mistress For Christmas) and that was 13 years ago. Fuck nostalgia! Let's here some new material, damn it!
There is nothing under my tree. I've hacked it down and set it on fire in the fireplace. Good kindling is hard to come by.
No elves or females as gifts for me ("
There's no presents, not this Christmas...") (and those females that
are in town refuse to see me on X-mas anyway) and even if there were, there'd be no time to enjoy them. Starting tomorrow, I'll be working every day through the following Monday (that's the 29th of December, for those that aren't paying attention). X-mas Eve, I'll be working 13 hours straight without a break. Why am I working? So I don't have to work so hard next semester when I'm not working and trying to focus on my classes I'm taking (Yay! Trigonometry!).
So, don't be offended when I say that you can take your X-mas turkey and stuff it.
