It's not really that interesting really. On a "class trip" to Munich I got drunk beyond measure and woke up in my hotel room, naked, in my own vomit, with stuff drawn all over my body and my nipples all sore. I still occasionally find out new things about what happened that night. It happened 2 years ago.
Apparently, after we came back from that bar we spent the evening, where we drank shitloads of their "secret" self made liquor, which we called "Geh-Heim-Schnaps" (lit. "Go-Home-Schnaps", geheim = secret), we continued drinking and at some point our shirts came off (just the guys, sadly). I hit on every girl in the room (at that point I still had a girlfriend), let the others paint all kinds of weird stuff on me and then I found the deodorant. I screamed "Dude! Spray my nipples with this!!!"
I considered that to be a good idea at that moment.
Ever since that night my nipples are way too sensitive and itch every now and then.
Well, what can I say... It was stupid, but it was one of the funniest nights of my life