"Christian Education"
You were talking aboot your GCSEs earlier. Well, assuming you chaps have Highers also, I last took higher RMPS (an acronym for Religious, Moral, and Philosophical Studies) which was essentially Higher CHRISTIANITY. This was entirely due to our teacher - despite being a fairly sound, genuine bloke wi' a sense of humour - being a devout far right Christian. Not cool.
Oh, and now I'm thoroughly brushing teeth.