I had a crazy guy in that thought he was Jesus, said he held the burden of all of man kinds sins, that he has cured people of cancer by touching them and would randomly zone off looking at the wall making a guttural noise snapping out of it only to shout "I CANT HANDLE IT! I CAN LOVE EVERYONE BUT I CAN'T CHOOSE THEIR PATH THROUGH LIFE FOR THEM!". Also told numerous of my customers they were going to hell.
Jason put it best, "Go home Jesus, you're drunk."