The Pet Thread

[Rusty]

You've really given me paws for thought there.

 

[Northern Lights]

That would be a catastrophe indeed.

 

[Dark_Jester]

I'm jumping like a cat on a hot tin roof.

 

[Rusty]

Are you jumping because curiosity is killing you?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Hey, I've got nine lives and besides, everyone loves the pussy.

 

[Northern Lights]

Or are you being Swedish and walking like a cat around hot porridge?

 

[Rusty]

Yes Ben, you've really landed on your feet there.

 

[Dark_Jester]

It was a purrrrrrrrrfect setup.

 

[Northern Lights]

Now my brave tomcats, it's time to have you speyed

 

[Rusty]

Stop telling tails Anna.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat

 

[Rusty]

This thread is a catalogue of errors.

 

[Dark_Jester]

I wish I could say I was lion, but I'm feeling a little cattish. What can I say, the girl was a real tiger.

 

[Rusty]

Oh come on, you've gotta be kitten me.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Don't make me reach for my muscat, I'll blow you to smithereens, all that will be left is a few whiskers. Now now, don't hiss and spit at me, instead, seek enlightenment from Catmandu.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Oh dear. @thread

 

[hyena]

@ "Catmandu".

ben, thank you very much. i just woke up and i'm already laughing.

 

[Dark_Jester]

No problemo senorita, anything that gets me some apawse from my audience.

 

[hyena]

i hate being bad at foreign-language puns.

 

[Rusty]

"apawse" wins this thread hands down. I leopard for joy when I read that.