What are you doing right nao?

Life is like a bookcase and happiness is candy on the top shelf and you're a four year old who can't reach. Just don't be surprised when the whole lot crashes down on you when you climb up to reach it and the candy falls further out of reach… and then you die.
 
I just realised I bet on cs match on kebabs.
Now those kebabs are losing me tons of money. Looking for professional kebab remover, is Breivik available anytime soon?