What are you doing right nao?

i've been hanging out with a guy named rob for a few months
and i've been hanging out with a girl named anna for a few weeks

rob is very hyper-active, even without caffiene
and much moreso when he has coffee/soda
every time anna has seen me, rob is with me,
and aparently, to anna at least, hyperactive rob looks like a flaming gay guy
and she somehow thought me and rob were a gay couple

so last night
the three of us had a really fucking awkward convo
where we explained to anna that we are not a gay couple