But you know what it is, Gus ! I figured
out about your wife. And I'm gonna say it..
I figured out about your wife.
I know where you met your wife.
"You told me you met your wife years
ago on a motherf*cking camping trip..."
"...and that your wife was puertorican.
Your wife ain't no motherf*cker puertorican !"
"I thought she wasn't from the first minute 'cos
I walked up to her I said: "Hi, my name is Vernon."
And she said: "Hello, I'm Bunny. Gooney goo goo !"
"What the f*ck does gooney goo goo mean, Gus ?"
"I don't know what the f*ck that sh*t is as to this day.
I thought I learned some new spanish sh*t !"
I went up to my friend: "Hey Sanchez, gooney goo goo !
And Sanchez says: "Get the f*ck outta here !"
I've been walking around for years confused.
And I finally figured out about your wife,
where you met your wife.
"You didn't meet your motherf*cker wife
on no camping trip !"
"Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus ?"
"Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she, that's why
the bitch's mustache is so motherf*cker thick !"
"'Cos you shaved the bitch down
and taught it to speak !"
"I know a motherf*ckin' Bigfoot when I see one !"
"You bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus ?
On my children ?"
The bitch can't talk, she can't walk the fryer steps !
She's not trained well, Gus !"
She can not walk steps. I bet she
climb the f*ck out a tree though, don't she, Gus ?"
"Doesn't she ? Doesn't she ?"