What band tee's will you be wearing to the show?

I refuse to say... I'll jinx myself. At Heathen Crusade 2 I decided to wear my Darkthrone shirt on the plane and when I arrived, and when I met up with the friends I was staying with, one of them was wearing a Darkthrone shirt. I felt so gay.

I will say, that to up my chances of NOT having the same shirt/band as someone else, that I shall be wearing obscure shit.
 
I refuse to say... I'll jinx myself. At Heathen Crusade 2 I decided to wear my Darkthrone shirt on the plane and when I arrived, and when I met up with the friends I was staying with, one of them was wearing a Darkthrone shirt. I felt so gay.

I will say, that to up my chances of NOT having the same shirt/band as someone else, that I shall be wearing obscure shit.
 
^^
It's actually from Delirious, which finally came out on DVD recently.
Mr. Saladbar can pretty much recite it verbatim...which became incredibly funny one night after consuming mass quantities.
 
But you know what it is, Gus ! I figured
out about your wife. And I'm gonna say it..

I figured out about your wife.
I know where you met your wife.

"You told me you met your wife years
ago on a motherf*cking camping trip..."

"...and that your wife was puertorican.
Your wife ain't no motherf*cker puertorican !"

"I thought she wasn't from the first minute 'cos
I walked up to her I said: "Hi, my name is Vernon."

And she said: "Hello, I'm Bunny. Gooney goo goo !"

"What the f*ck does gooney goo goo mean, Gus ?"

"I don't know what the f*ck that sh*t is as to this day.
I thought I learned some new spanish sh*t !"

I went up to my friend: "Hey Sanchez, gooney goo goo !
And Sanchez says: "Get the f*ck outta here !"

I've been walking around for years confused.

And I finally figured out about your wife,
where you met your wife.

"You didn't meet your motherf*cker wife
on no camping trip !"

"Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus ?"

"Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she, that's why
the bitch's mustache is so motherf*cker thick !"

"'Cos you shaved the bitch down
and taught it to speak !"

"I know a motherf*ckin' Bigfoot when I see one !"

"You bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus ?
On my children ?"

The bitch can't talk, she can't walk the fryer steps !
She's not trained well, Gus !"

She can not walk steps. I bet she
climb the f*ck out a tree though, don't she, Gus ?"

"Doesn't she ? Doesn't she ?"
 
But you know what it is, Gus ! I figured
out about your wife. And I'm gonna say it..

I figured out about your wife.
I know where you met your wife.

"You told me you met your wife years
ago on a motherf*cking camping trip..."

"...and that your wife was puertorican.
Your wife ain't no motherf*cker puertorican !"

"I thought she wasn't from the first minute 'cos
I walked up to her I said: "Hi, my name is Vernon."

And she said: "Hello, I'm Bunny. Gooney goo goo !"

"What the f*ck does gooney goo goo mean, Gus ?"

"I don't know what the f*ck that sh*t is as to this day.
I thought I learned some new spanish sh*t !"

I went up to my friend: "Hey Sanchez, gooney goo goo !
And Sanchez says: "Get the f*ck outta here !"

I've been walking around for years confused.

And I finally figured out about your wife,
where you met your wife.

"You didn't meet your motherf*cker wife
on no camping trip !"

"Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus ?"

"Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she, that's why
the bitch's mustache is so motherf*cker thick !"

"'Cos you shaved the bitch down
and taught it to speak !"

"I know a motherf*ckin' Bigfoot when I see one !"

"You bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus ?
On my children ?"

The bitch can't talk, she can't walk the fryer steps !
She's not trained well, Gus !"

She can not walk steps. I bet she
climb the f*ck out a tree though, don't she, Gus ?"

"Doesn't she ? Doesn't she ?"


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That's what it was. Man, I used to listen to that shit religiously. Almost as much as my Maiden "Somewhere In Time" cassette. I had almost completely forgotton that whole bit. That brings me back!:)

Thanks a lot!!
 
You have a Demilich tee :O
I'm damn lucky to have it, too.:ill:

When they did the latest limited release, I had put my normal e-mail down... Then when it came time to order the shirt, we put down my dad's Paypal email instead of mine... So they wouldn't send me the shirt because my dad's paypal email wasn't on the mailing list.

This one's a leftover tour shirt, though, that they were nice enough to send me afterwords when I sent a message explaining my perdicament.:worship: Great folks down at their camp.
 
I'm damn lucky to have it, too.:ill:

When they did the latest limited release, I had put my normal e-mail down... Then when it came time to order the shirt, we put down my dad's Paypal email instead of mine... So they wouldn't send me the shirt because my dad's paypal email wasn't on the mailing list.

This one's a leftover tour shirt, though, that they were nice enough to send me afterwords when I sent a message explaining my perdicament.:worship: Great folks down at their camp.

Yeah, they're some awesome guys. *plans to steal your shirt at the show* :D