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What did the lady say to Micheal jackson at the beach
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S.F.H.
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What's the difference between an astronaut and Michael Jackson?
One explores outer-space, and the other molests children.
<Rim shot>
One explores outer-space, and the other molests children.
<Rim shot>
anthrax_moshing_maniac
Cursed again
anthrax_moshing_maniac
Cursed again
what is black a comes in a little white can?
Michael Jackson
What time does Micheal Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Got 2 fives for a 10?
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael's hand.
What do Michael and a Big Mac have in common?
They're both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Who is Michael's favorite poet?
Emily Dick-in-son
How do we know Michael is guilty?
Several children have fingered him.
Why did Michael make a phone call to Boys 2 Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
He knows how they feel.
What's the difference between Niel Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One did the moonwalk, the other fucks kids.
A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and
a female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little
friends leaves?
It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's makeup.
Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have
sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years
old.
what do K-Mart & MJ have in common?
boys' underwear; half off
What's M Jacksons least favorite Elton John Song???
"Don't let the son go down on me"...
I got these off the mr bungle message board
Michael Jackson
What time does Micheal Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Got 2 fives for a 10?
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael's hand.
What do Michael and a Big Mac have in common?
They're both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Who is Michael's favorite poet?
Emily Dick-in-son
How do we know Michael is guilty?
Several children have fingered him.
Why did Michael make a phone call to Boys 2 Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
He knows how they feel.
What's the difference between Niel Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One did the moonwalk, the other fucks kids.
A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and
a female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little
friends leaves?
It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's makeup.
Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have
sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years
old.
what do K-Mart & MJ have in common?
boys' underwear; half off
What's M Jacksons least favorite Elton John Song???
"Don't let the son go down on me"...
I got these off the mr bungle message board
anthrax_moshing_maniac
Cursed again
Deadly Embrace
TL PREACHER
It's.......What did the Mother say to Micheal Jackson at the beach?Buzzard said:
Well you almost got it......
NWP NIGGAZ WIF PENTAGRAMZ MIKE
YO FITE DA POWA YAWL!
Hahaha Fukin Hahahahaha Muthafukin Hahahahh
Yo,
Dat Lizt Fom Dat Funee Witeboi Wif Da Mikal Jacksen Lizt Wuz Funne Az Fuk,hahahaha
Yawl Bea Bunsch Ov Fune Muthakaz
Yo Pece Owt Yawl
- Da Nwp!
Yo,
Dat Lizt Fom Dat Funee Witeboi Wif Da Mikal Jacksen Lizt Wuz Funne Az Fuk,hahahaha
Yawl Bea Bunsch Ov Fune Muthakaz
Yo Pece Owt Yawl
- Da Nwp!
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