What do you want for XMAS

[Kitty]

Because being silent takes less energy ! Never leave out the laziness factor.

 

[taste_of_flames]

i want so big titties in my face

 

[taste_of_flames]

oh yea, and guitar lessons from alexi laos, it hink ill have to settle for the former

 

[Kitty]

who alexi laos ? +sticks tongue out+

 

[bobvex]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA isn't that from Chris rock's bigger and blacker???

 

[taste_of_flames]

tis what the make a wish foundation should give to all the little kids, a nice set of boobs, and maybe a handjob would be nice for the poor kids

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

+puts a nice pretty bow on Yanko's junky trunk+ Move Over J-Lo!
Now I just need to figure out how to attach the gift card with Bodomite's name on it so that it doesn't fall off.......

1) I would like to get a cd burner. My burner comitted suicide. +moment of silence+ :Smug:

or

2) A scanner

WHAT I REALLY WANT!!!!!!!

3) A ticket to Bristol to meet this guy I really really like that I met on the Nightwish boards. I did put in my sig that I am a sucker for brit accents.....

**shaking booty**

yeaaaaah, slap it, mamma!

**shaking booty**

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

hey, i just found this out and since this is the only thread discussing my butt...

i think it has a will of it's own and registered these forums
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/member.php?u=13690

apparently my butt is a physics teacher that likes... punk metal?!
wtf?!

the weird shit i keep finding on the net with my name

 

[Kitty]

+changes red bow on Tut's bum for a green one in deference to tutbutt's irishness+

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i want my fucking song idea back

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

This thread is pointless. How can we get our presents now that Evil Bush has arrested Santa?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

oh man, actually i found out
that's not santa, it's Karl Marx

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

^haha

I just want to lick a nice pussy for christmas, thats all...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Looks like Mrs. Claus will be riding the sledge over poland this year

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

why poland?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

oh shit
BODOMIC is from poland
i meant.... uuhhhh

FUCK i forgot where you're from

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

ahahaahahah I thought you meant I am from Poland, ya bitch

I am from Slovenia btw send Santa my way and dont forget to tell him to take some pussies with him

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

AEUHeauhaeu my mistake

but hey, i said mrS. Claus AEUheuahueahEUAH

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

ahahahahaahah...oh sorry now its my mistake. now be good boy and find me a photo of this Mrs. Claus. I am already curious

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

well, fernanda has posts of Mrs. Claus' pics all over the "thread for men"