wrong. i'm on a 24/7 dihorea so if i fart i'll soil my pant. hope you'll understand my reservation for farting.bleed_black_orchid said:thats a blatent lie everyone farts.
Susie said:Whiles in glastonbury, i waited 2 days before using one of those porty bogs for a shit, i was bracing myself for the big day and when i got in there, there was a turd as big as a large cucumber, with a pile of sweetcorn threaded through it not in the toilet but in the sink i stood there and puked me fuckin gutts right up uke: when all i wanted was a dump.
StevenK said:mine smell like SHIT.
i can have the smelliest farts if i want, we used to have competitions at work.
i could win if the night before i had....
8-12 pints of guiness, any kind of chipper food ( usually a snack box ), then no drink for bed to wash it all down ( i usually bring a litre or two of water to bed ).
those are my deadly ingredients.
that will leave you very very very smelly all next day. my farts used to make peoples eyes water and also used to clear out small to medium sized rooms very quickly and effectively
Put it straight in the oven and dry it out slowly then use some boat varnish to preserve it in its glistening glory.zupi_clone said:sound, i mean the look of the shit, theyre works of art. is there anyway to preserve these?
Lord_Of_This_World said:Put it straight in the oven and dry it out slowly then use some boat varnish to preserve it in its glistening glory.