What fucks you off the most?

Also, Mickey mouses birthday being announced on the television news, as if its an actual event. I dont give a shit. If i cared at all about this, I would have memorized it years ago. And I'd send him a card "Dear Mickey, Happy Birthday!! Love Bob," but I don't. WHY?? I don't give a shit. FUCK MICKEY MOUSE.
 
ignorant ppl piss me the fuck off... they think that they are right 100% of the time.... they cant consider other alternatives to shit

FUCK EM!
 
I hate ppl with no manners. I see them almost everyday at work. If I say "hi" to some person I know, I expect them to answer, but it seems to be quite difficult to some ppl. Some of them just stares at me like I was a stranger or if I had just eaten their lunch :rolleyes:

I also hate ppl who think that I can't do my work properly 'cause I'm a woman. Even if I am the only woman at that department doesn't mean that I'm useless.
 
Janina said:
I hate ppl with no manners. I see them almost everyday at work. If I say "hi" to some person I know, I expect them to answer, but it seems to be quite difficult to some ppl. Some of them just stares at me like I was a stranger or if I had just eaten their lunch :rolleyes:

I also hate ppl who think that I can't do my work properly 'cause I'm a woman. Even if I am the only woman at that department doesn't mean that I'm useless.
amen!!!
 
I hate people who use George Carlin's words exactly on a forum and pass them off as their own.. BOB. :lol:

But what I really hate is how nowadays it's COOL to be uneducated and act like a fucking idiot, and not pronounce the R in playeR. Vegetarians too. And Cadillacs that drive real slow. And the letter Z. It's not funny to add the syllable "izzle" to a word, it's annoying.
 
Serge... said:
I hate people who use George Carlin's words exactly on a forum and pass them off as their own.. BOB. :lol:
Carlin rocks, and i agree with a lot of his complaints. So I am allowed to hate them also.

A couple of other things i can do without, fanny packs. Get the fuck outta here, with that shit. What do you think you have pockets for. These things look like so stupid, the people who wear them should be stuffed inside them and thrown into a landfill.

(Even though its Carlin, i still hate this) These hand free ear pieces and headsets for cell phones. They make me think the guy is taling to himself. I say "hey space man. as long as your hand are free, reach over here and fondle my balls would ya please."
 
haha.. My favorite Carlin bit is the one where he talks about how lame male names have gotten. Kyle, Cory, Taylor, Tyler, Tucker, Cameron, Todd, Cody. Yeah, I agree with a lot of the stuff he says too, but it's just not the kind of shit I'd think of on my own. I love the way he words everything he says too. "Get the fuck outta here with that shit!" That bit would be nothing without comments like that.

:worship: Carlin :worship:
 
yeahs thats some funny shit "what is up with all these goofy fucking boys names."
 
People who always ask "Are you ok? You look so sad...But are you really ok?"
Holly fuck! Leave me alone! I hate that! If I'm sad, I'm sad, and I don't like to talk to anyone...
I hate cigars too... All people in my work smoke, so I need to stand that terrible smell all the time!
I hate unpolite people... I hate ignorance...
I hate when people say to me "You can't hate Brazil, you were born here, you live here.." So what the fuck!? Is just because of that I need to like this shitty country?
 
When bitchy classmates slag the professor behind his/her back fro shit that's their fault because they aren't doing the work! I mean SHIT! Just do the work or fucking drop the class and do us all a favor by leaving us who ACTUALLY want an education alone. +sighs+