What fucks you off the most?

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i hate to have great music ideas, with seeeeveral layers on my head and not being able to write them down

 

[bodomite]

I HATE PPL WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! I just went to movies with bunch of friends and this dude next to me the whole time talked during the whole movie i wanted to kil that fuck..... i did flip him off when we left and told him he was better off dead so I guess that works too ahhaha

 

[oceanqueen44]

I hate it also when people talk on their cell phones through the entire movie!!! I went to a movie a few months ago and the guy two rows behind me kept making sucking noises through out the whole movie!

 

[bodomite]

OMG THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK....
this dude says as loud as he can
HELLO....... OH NOTHING IM AT THE MOVIES...... YEAH..... YEAH..... OH THATS COOL

hehehehehe I told my friend Erin i was gonna grab his cell phone and throw it..... i got up and she GRABBED my arm said THOMAS NO!!!
damnit why do ppl always try to stop me when i get a good idea!

 

[oceanqueen44]

I would've said "go for it"!!!

 

[bodomite]

My friend Erin (TRYS) to keep me out of trouble

 

[oceanqueen44]

I wish her luck on trying to keep you out of trouble!

 

[bodomite]

she cant be with me 24 hours a day we aint married (YET) HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

 

[oceanqueen44]

she can still stalk you though!

 

[bodomite]

I wouldent mind that

 

[bodomite]

but comeon who in their right mind stalks someone like me hahhhaha if i caught someone doing that they will know the true meaning of PAIN

 

[oceanqueen44]

oh really??

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

OMG THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK....
this dude says as loud as he can
HELLO....... OH NOTHING IM AT THE MOVIES...... YEAH..... YEAH..... OH THATS COOL

hehehehehe I told my friend Erin i was gonna grab his cell phone and throw it..... i got up and she GRABBED my arm said THOMAS NO!!!
damnit why do ppl always try to stop me when i get a good idea!

hahahaahah

 

[bodomite]

oh yes.....but dont get any ideas i only do that to enemys and ppl i dont know..... welll i guess i COULD show u the true meaning of PAIN if you wanted..... not a pleasent experiance to see your intestines on the ground though but i enjoy watching them squirm and scream its music to my ears..... okay let me stop now hahahahaha

 

[Domoritus]

Not knowing anything about computers. and impatient people.

Ehh Seraphim you don't want to know too much about computers -- end up with everyone always begging you to fix their tech problems. Sucks too because they have a habit of needing computer help when I'm in the middle of kicking all my friends' asses in Unreal Tournament.

 

[bodomite]

that has got to suck!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

always falling for girls i can't get

damn me

 

[MistressMussette]

I have to agree with the whole thing about cell phones in the movie theater.Also OLD people who drive 10 mph in a 30 mph zone!

 

[bobvex]

Here are some more musical vermin whose motheres we wish had medical plans that included abortion:

These singers who think thet're so special they only need one name. Bono, prince, jewel, sting, tiffany, pink. What a crock of shit, get a fucking last name whould ya please. It's not bad enough their music sucks but with no last name you can't find out where they live to throw a fucking bomb through their window.

these guys who shave their head completely bald. They are so ashamed they lost 11 hairs, that they have to make it into a masculin statement. it looks good on black guys, on white its disgusting, and repulsive. You wanna be bald, do what my father did, WAIT A WHILE!! In the mean time there is no excuse for looking like a freshly circumsized dick.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

wait a while