What is all you Occupations?

[MajestikMøøse]

Full time failing engineering student, part time poet

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Will Bozarth]

you're a pinecone! hahahahahahahaha thats a cool picture.

Hemi - we might... more practice for us to get the recordings done properly. you can guarantee that i'll post demo information on here when it's that time we only need 3 or 4 more songs, seeing that our average song is 6:00 or more. once we top an hour, i think it's good to say that we have enough

 

[Guerrilla]

I think Guerilla would love my job. I really do!

Nah, I like working with dead people, not dealing with all the shit that's extracted from living people (no offense).
Hence Human Remains Removal Specialist. It's the greatest job in the world. First of all you have no boss and nobody gives you crap cause nobody wants to do the job. Second, dead people don't talk. Third you get to take some really cool pictures of maimed corpses to decorate your house with or submit them to sites like rotten and ogrish.

 

[ms. anthrope]

to pay the bills: corporate legal professional

for self gratification: webmaster/p.r./promotion

 

[Hawk]

I am a history teacher but I also teach economics, geography and social studies.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Professional Space/Oxygen Waster as well as Post whore in training (i hope to one day master the art as well as LoM has), oh and occasionally i help out at my dads Investment Management Company

 

[Raven]

I am the Treasurer of my city. The pay sucks, but state government benefits rule. I will retire quite wealthy.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Post whore in training (i hope to one day master the art as well as LoM has)"

Yeah right, you wish buddy boy.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you never know, he might have a fecalic semic tower of his own some day

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i'm slowly building one, brick by brick. Someday i will have one that rivals yours!!!!!! Then i will rule.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Someday i will have one that rivals yours!!!!!! Then i will rule."

You don't have the balls.







No, seriously, you don't have the balls to do it. It takes a WHOLE LOT OF SEMEN.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Slowly but surely, one spurt at a time! i will do it.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

it takes a whole lot of semen and FECES!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh, that reminds me, I'm hiring se-men and fe-shes to help keep my tower full.

 

[Lillitu]

I mean

I'm not gonna apply. I'm already an executive nose wiper and diaper changer. I don't need another job that involves human fluids(real or metaphoric).

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, but how many let you swim in the human fluids after you supply them?

 

[Guerrilla]

Come on. YOU want to do more to those dead people. I know you do! Sick Jebus lover!

Well if a (female) corpse is particularly good looking and is more or less intact (i.e. no horrible disfiguring wounds or missing limbs) and freshly deceased, I often fantasize about sticking my willy in her love hole and letting her coldness embrace me, as I move faster in and out of her and listen to her moans... mmm... yeah it's crazy what corpses can do, apparently they can moan, due to an involuntary muscle reflex which forces air across the vocal chords... they can even sit up. That's pretty unsettling to watch.

 

[Lillitu]

Again with the: I mean and a for good measure.

 

[Tee]

now that would be one sore willy, with crashed scull.