What is funny?

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a private detective's report

MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE
 
Tee said:
a private detective's report

MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE
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dreaming neon darkspot said:
haha, i remember that from around 7th grade. now i'm reminiscing about how funny everyone thought it was to go up to people and ask them "do you spit or swallow?"
YEAH
BUT AT MY SCHOOL EVERYBODY UNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION AND STILL ANSWERED ( "I SPIT BECAUSE CUM TASTES NASTY" OR "I SWALLOW CUZ I LOVE THE TASTE OF CUM")