What is your biggest f*ck up?

When I was little I used to think if I broke my TV screen I could go inside and be on the show and like play with Elmo/Teletubbies/Barney/Whoever.
So I often tried to smash my TV screen...
 
Oh and I messed up during my guitar recital and started swearing...not realizing I was being recorded. So yeah the recording has me yelling "MOTHERFUCKING HELL!" on it :lol:

Fukkin upload that to youtube:lol:

Oh yeah, my biggest fukk up was when I was like 1 year old and I fell from frukkin 4-5m and the neighbours daughter catched me