What kind of man are you?

What gets you most.....

  • Legs

    Votes: 11 24.4%
  • Breast

    Votes: 10 22.2%
  • Ass

    Votes: 15 33.3%
  • Other

    Votes: 9 20.0%

  • Total voters
    45
But I do have a great ass story. I was at a comic convention when I got to talking with a lady there wearing a skin-tight cotten sleeveless catsuit. She was just working one of the publishers tables when some guy comes up and asks to take her picture. She said sure, so I basically got in line behind this guy and took a pic too. Then I felt bold. I asked if I could take one of her from behind. I expected to get slapped, or something, not a "You want an ass shot? Okay, but just one." So this lady (who was apparently a part-time model) poses for two ass shots, one for each of us. Then I'm talking to her further, this time about the comics company she was with, when some guy with a video camera just walks up behind her and video tapes her ass. Now, it's one thing when she said "Yes, you can take a picture of my ass," it's an entirely different thing to just take a pic, or video, without her knowing. So I tell her, "Some guy's videotaping your ass." She just shrugged and said, and I quote, "It's okay, if I didn't want guys to look, I wouldn't have worn this outfit." :hypno: I almost creamed my shorts. Sadly, that is the only time I've seen her at a con. But if you can find a copy of Larry Elmore's drawing "The Whip," that's her in it. And that's the pose she did for me. :D

That's a fucking rad ASS story!
 
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Unless you're looking at ThraxDude's TV screen or live in a nudist colony, that's not the first thing you see. :)

:lol: So true...

I love chonch! But you can't see the chonch unless the chick is wearing something really, really tight. So, most of the time, you can't judge the chonch, until you take off the panties......
 
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
So how do all you ass man feel about "buttock augmentation"?

That is fucking sick. Breast implants are bad enough, but ass implants are just fucking wrong!
 
Darth Coitus said:
Thanks. I like your Ghost Rider one, too.

Thanx. The spirit of vengance will always be top on my fave comic character list...I have an animated avatar of him swinging his chain at the screen, but it won't take to the site....says it's too large...it was 100x100 pixels...guess others can have one but not good ole' Johnny Blaze...



bRaT, What's the significance of your avatar? This intrigues me.
Indeed.....
 
cant go past the funbags,but woman with legs up to there neck are one hell of a turn on!!!

it also helps if she dont have the personality of a dead fish
 
GregadetH said:
it doesn't matter POST IT! LOL



Okay, on the extreme chance she sees this, please, don't sue me. It was all peer pressure. Sue Greg.

And, if this is somehow against board rules or offends anyone, just tell me and I'll take it down.


That said, here she is. Sorry about the poor quality. My scanner isn't real good and she's wearing a dark outfit against a dark background.
 
have to say funbags first up,also a woman with legs up to her neck are quite a turn on

but another magor factor is whether they drink beer or not,there is something very cool about woman downng beers at the local pub,pure class!
 
Although every guy likes gawping at the nice boobies and curvacious booty and armpit high legs i am no different however for girlfriend worthiness they need to have that something that you like and that is different everytime.
 
Metal Maiden said:
I almost put chonch in as an option, and I forgot to put "All of the Above".


I guess you'd have to clarify the poll in this case. Is it what atttracts you first, or is it what you like the best later on? All of the Above would probably be a good option, but then you end up with a lot of generic answers.
 
GASOLINEDREAM said:
I guess you'd have to clarify the poll in this case. Is it what atttracts you first, or is it what you like the best later on? All of the Above would probably be a good option, but then you end up with a lot of generic answers.

Well when I think of someone as an ass man or leg man, it's usually about what he notices first. As for later, I think wullief sums it up pretty good, for both sexes. And everyone is explaining their "other" votes in the posts.
 
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