nafnikufesin
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Who needs to know a last name? Really, now, isn't that just asking for the rest of the baggage?
Okay, now I know I'm going to get hurt for that one...
Okay, now I know I'm going to get hurt for that one...
What kind of man are you?
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bRaTpRiNcEsS
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nafnikufesin said:
Or you could just check her ID while she's sleeping, like my husband did to me.
GregadetH
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bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Or you could just check her ID while she's sleeping, like my husband did to me.
Ho! :Spin:
I did that a time or two, as to get the first name right in the morning.
I was thought of as a nice respectful guy when really I snooped through shit until I found some id.
Bad, I know. :Smug:
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He wasn't looking for my name, he was checking my age. He didn't believe I was 18. When I asked him why he thought I was lying, he said "I didn't think you were lying, but it wasn't a chance I was willing to take." So then I said, "What if I was 17?" He said, "Call me in a few months."
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jdelpi
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ThraxDude said:
I see MILFs all the time where I work. Seriously, I count them when I am bored. The best was when some little girl called me daddy and her MILF-quality mother said "No, that's not daddy." if only...
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ThraxDude said:
He didn't have to, because he worked for Coors at the time.
He's called me MILF a time or two...it kind of creeps me out...
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jdelpi said:
DUDE! Here is a game that you need to play with your co-workers (the male co-workers, unless the females are cool...)
When you see a hot chick, she is worth 1 point.
You have to report this hot chick to a co-worker for verification. He (or she) has to agree that you get the point. If he (or she) doesnt think the girl is hot, you do not get the point.
Here's the point system:
A hot chick is worth one (1) point
A MILF is worth one point, and each kid she has with her is an additional point (the kid has to be in her presence, if she is a MILF and her kids aren't with her, then she is only one point)
If the girl is really supermodel-hot, she may be worth 2 points, but your co-worker has to agree that she is worth 2 points
There is one MILF that comes to my store who is worth 4 points! It's because she is a super-fine-two-point-MILF, and she has 2 kids with her. We used to refer to her as, "the one MILF". As in, "The one MILF was in today." And everyone knows who she is.
I call her "The MILF of Mordor"........"One MILF to bind them, One MILF to rule them all."
Anyway, to call the points, it's best to just raise your index finger to let your coworker know. (That way you won't get fired for sexual harrassment).
Whoever has the most points at the end of the day wins!!
Have Fun!
jdelpi
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ThraxDude said:DUDE! Here is a game that you need to play with your co-workers (the male co-workers, unless the females are cool...)
When you see a hot chick, she is worth 1 point.
You have to report this hot chick to a co-worker for verification. He (or she) has to agree that you get the point. If he (or she) doesnt think the girl is hot, you do not get the point.
Here's the point system:
A hot chick is worth one (1) point
A MILF is worth one point, and each kid she has with her is an additional point (the kid has to be in her presence, if she is a MILF and her kids aren't with her, then she is only one point)
If the girl is really supermodel-hot, she may be worth 2 points, but your co-worker has to agree that she is worth 2 points
There is one MILF that comes to my store who is worth 4 points! It's because she is a super-fine-two-point-MILF, and she has 2 kids with her. We used to refer to her as, "the one MILF". As in, "The one MILF was in today." And everyone knows who she is.
I call her "The MILF of Mordor"........"One MILF to bind them, One MILF to rule them all."
Anyway, to call the points, it's best to just raise your index finger to let your coworker know. (That way you won't get fired for sexual harrassment).
Whoever has the most points at the end of the day wins!!
Have Fun!
Haha, I like that.
I was teasing some younger workers because I saw them talking to this woman. I asked if they knew her, and they said she was their 6th grade teacher. I was like, "dude, your teacher was HOT! My sixth grade teacher was a whale. She was so fat she refused to teach us about nutirition in health class because she knew it would be hypocritical of her. But your teacher was HOT!" She would have been a four becase she was a MILF with three kids.
Human resources would have a nightmare with some of the things I talk to my co-workers about. But we know who we could joke with and when to shut up.
GregadetH
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God love a fine assed MILF! Theres a "One MILF"
that comes into the club on a bi-weekly basis.
ALWAYS wearing sweat pant material booty shorts.
ALWAYS wearing a cleavage-is-my-god t-shirt
Long curly red hair, tanned and not skinny but not thick body.
Now, shes looking for attention. And she gets it.
Even the lezzies at work run around and grab guys to stalk her around the salesfloor.
And our human resource chick is bi, so she's in on the MILF watch too. I believe I'll bring this game to my co-workers attention... I work w/ a lot of dirty minded folk.
I had a MILF once.....not high quality MILF material, but a MILF non-the-less. Put a gold star by my name! And a silver one for age difference (me 17 - her 36).
Ahhh to be young, dumb and full 'o cum again.
that comes into the club on a bi-weekly basis.
ALWAYS wearing sweat pant material booty shorts.
ALWAYS wearing a cleavage-is-my-god t-shirt
Long curly red hair, tanned and not skinny but not thick body.
Now, shes looking for attention. And she gets it.
Even the lezzies at work run around and grab guys to stalk her around the salesfloor.
And our human resource chick is bi, so she's in on the MILF watch too. I believe I'll bring this game to my co-workers attention... I work w/ a lot of dirty minded folk.
I had a MILF once.....not high quality MILF material, but a MILF non-the-less. Put a gold star by my name! And a silver one for age difference (me 17 - her 36).
Ahhh to be young, dumb and full 'o cum again.
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Today I had 13.5 points! Not too bad. The reason there's a half a point is because 3 hot girls came in and me and a co-worker both held up 3 fingers at the same time. So it was a tie, so we each got 1.5 points!
One day I had 26 points! I love summertime!
One day I had 26 points! I love summertime!
GASOLINEDREAM
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Man, i work in an office and I do not see any "MILF"'s or anything close all day long unless I go out to lunch. Ahhh, to be 17 again and working at the pizza shop. Those were the days i suppose. 
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GregadetH
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Thanx to you, bRat I get to ogle at " the commish ''
everytime I see your avatar. And dammit that doesn't make me happy at all..
I like how you believe in the killing of ppl who arent familiar w/ Bush. Show that spirit girl!
everytime I see your avatar. And dammit that doesn't make me happy at all..
I like how you believe in the killing of ppl who arent familiar w/ Bush. Show that spirit girl!
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Riehlthing
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Pizza delivery was fun as hell!GASOLINEDREAM said:Man, i work in an office and I do not see any "MILF"'s or anything close all day long unless I go out to lunch. Ahhh, to be 17 again and working at the pizza shop. Those were the days i suppose.
Good thing we didn't have hr department at our place. The assistant manager noticed one of the workers was wearing some really nice pants. And she's a flirt. Her pants were so damn tight that day! He called her over and he was like, "ok, you have some nice pants today, really. The follow what the owner wants, they're black, they're pants. Russ, come over here. Don't you think those are some nice pants?" She turned around so we could examine them...ahhh.....and the manager and I would watch the girls come in and gauge how hot they were...no point system. He made sure to let the Cheerleaders and Volleyball team from local high schools do car washes in our parking lot. We emptied the garbage quite alot those days.
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GregadetH said:I like how you believe in the killing of ppl who arent familiar w/ Bush. Show that spirit girl!
MmmmmmmmmmHmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... *more Homer-like drooling*
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