What kind of man are you?

What gets you most.....

  • Legs

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • Breast

    Votes: 10 22.2%

  • Ass

    Votes: 15 33.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 9 20.0%
  • Total voters
    45
Riehlthing said:
Pizza delivery was fun as hell!
Good thing we didn't have hr department at our place. The assistant manager noticed one of the workers was wearing some really nice pants. And she's a flirt. Her pants were so damn tight that day! He called her over and he was like, "ok, you have some nice pants today, really. The follow what the owner wants, they're black, they're pants. Russ, come over here. Don't you think those are some nice pants?" She turned around so we could examine them...ahhh.....and the manager and I would watch the girls come in and gauge how hot they were...no point system. He made sure to let the Cheerleaders and Volleyball team from local high schools do car washes in our parking lot. We emptied the garbage quite alot those days.
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Such a fine story
 
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Vic Mackey could kick the Commish's ass blindfolded. And if not, he'd just shoot him. :grin:
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What'ya mean " kick his ass " ? He's so goddamn crooked, he'd just skip straight to the shooting! :Spin:

Vic Mackey = worlds coolest crooked cop. Who used to be fat.
 
I think we need to be able to just ask a chick (or guy) if she (or he) wants to fuck. If I were to ask a customer if she wanted to fuck, I'd get fired and probably sued.
They need to pass a law making it okay to ask someone if they want to have sex.
We could even ask the married people. If they are married, and do NOT want to have sex with anyone else, they could wear a special ring, (one that we all know means "NO", so we wouldn't be able to ask them).
I mean, c'mon. All she has to do (if she's not interested) is say, "No." And THEN, if you continue to bother her she can file sexual harassment.

Also, then girls could stop making fun of our "pick-up-lines". There would be one, and only one, pick-up-line........"Do you want to fuck?" Us men wouldn't have to worry about coming up with some bullshit conversation, when we just want to have sex........

I'm not saying we can fondle, molest, or any other touchy-touchy, I'm just saying that we should be able to ask someone that we don't even know if they want to have sex. And it should be at least taken as a compliment...not a fucking insult!!
 
ThraxDude said:
I think we need to be able to just ask a chick (or guy) if she (or he) wants to fuck. If I were to ask a customer if she wanted to fuck, I'd get fired and probably sued.
They need to pass a law making it okay to ask someone if they want to have sex.
We could even ask the married people. If they are married, and do NOT want to have sex with anyone else, they could wear a special ring, (one that we all know means "NO", so we wouldn't be able to ask them).
I mean, c'mon. All she has to do (if she's not interested) is say, "No." And THEN, if you continue to bother her she can file sexual harassment.

Also, then girls could stop making fun of our "pick-up-lines". There would be one, and only one, pick-up-line........"Do you want to fuck?" Us men wouldn't have to worry about coming up with some bullshit conversation, when we just want to have sex........

I'm not saying we can fondle, molest, or any other touchy-touchy, I'm just saying that we should be able to ask someone that we don't even know if they want to have sex. And it should be at least taken as a compliment...not a fucking insult!!
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Where I work a teenage male was fired for offering to give a boy (not sure the age) a blowjob or something like that.

Also I have heard of a bull dyke hitting on a half manly/half feminine lesbian I work with.

I hope your system will have something to prevent this kind of shit.
 
Tad-
You and my husband are so alike, it scares me.
His pickup line when he was single was to buy a girl a drink and then say "Before I spend any more money on you, am I going to get laid?" I told him that couldn't possibly have worked. He said it did about 50/50. Half the time he got slapped, but half the time he got laid.

And I agree a system like that would cut a lot of the bullshit.
 
Hehehehehehe.....a "special" ring is not required. for a married male, just WEARING your ring guarantees you play from the females. I realize this should mean you are taken, and spoken for - however 70% 'o the female populace see that as a conquest just as 100% of men see the same thing in a married woman. I don't wear my ring to work anymore...or to the mall. I swear I get hit on like a mofo in HOTTOPIC w/ my ring on and then crawl into the fetal position while I sleep at night knowing I could be getting sweet slow head from a hot 'lil overly tatooed, metal or goth chick. :waah: I aint never cheated, but the opportunity only arises when I wear my ring - to display my place in the marriage chain. That aint right, but I aint complainin' 'bout it either.... :Spin:

And, yes - being able to ask someone for a nice sport fuck SHOULD be allowed. It would clear the air
and you'd see where you stood. Sexual harrassment is just WAY outta control these days b/c of silly horse shit.

Now, if you'll excuse me I must simply check on the status of the porn I am d/loading off kaZaA. :hypno:
 
wullief said:
Such a fine story
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That chick was cool...very athletic, so she fit what I liked. She also left her keys on the back counter, and somehow one day her car was in the basement of our restaraunt...no idea how...nope...didn't borrow the keys for the door to the basement either from the assistant manager. Nope, wasn't me...
 
ThraxDude said:
I think we need to be able to just ask a chick (or guy) if she (or he) wants to fuck. If I were to ask a customer if she wanted to fuck, I'd get fired and probably sued.
They need to pass a law making it okay to ask someone if they want to have sex.
We could even ask the married people. If they are married, and do NOT want to have sex with anyone else, they could wear a special ring, (one that we all know means "NO", so we wouldn't be able to ask them).
I mean, c'mon. All she has to do (if she's not interested) is say, "No." And THEN, if you continue to bother her she can file sexual harassment.

Also, then girls could stop making fun of our "pick-up-lines". There would be one, and only one, pick-up-line........"Do you want to fuck?" Us men wouldn't have to worry about coming up with some bullshit conversation, when we just want to have sex........

I'm not saying we can fondle, molest, or any other touchy-touchy, I'm just saying that we should be able to ask someone that we don't even know if they want to have sex. And it should be at least taken as a compliment...not a fucking insult!!
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man u have to hear a couple of cds by an artist called keven bloody wilson,he has some great songs about this subject matter!!!
 
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Tad-
You and my husband are so alike, it scares me.
His pickup line when he was single was to buy a girl a drink and then say "Before I spend any more money on you, am I going to get laid?" I told him that couldn't possibly have worked. He said it did about 50/50. Half the time he got slapped, but half the time he got laid.

And I agree a system like that would cut a lot of the bullshit.
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I think the reason that worked half the time is because half the chicks who hang out in bars are sluts......
 
Johnny Ace said:
i say that celebrities who dress like whores should be made to fuck the populace on demand. Who wouldn't love to pump Hallie Berry or Jessica Simpson?
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I agree, however I say go fuck your 2 choices that you're giving me there. :Spin: I, however want to fuck Julie Strain. And I mean FUCK.
This whole fucking thread has passed by w/ no mention of anyones ideal celebrity fuck. Well, thats mine. She's 6 foot 1 and well worth the climb. and if you get tired you're encouraged to stop halfway for a snack. This is my ideal fuckable female. She has no kids, but since she is 42, she's qualified for my top numero uno MILF. Queen 'o the b movies. Queen 'o HeAvy MetAL 2000.

If you don't wanna fuck her, you smoke pole. The end.

and if you possibly have no clue who she is then check out...

www.juliestrain.com

click the fakk2 link - it will not disappoint. :OMG:

I'm going there to masturbacate now.... :Smug:

\m/ - GregadetH
 
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