What kind of metalhead are you? (onder ©, cookiecutter® )

[The Ozzman]

I should make it an incentive for a chick to get me to cum.

Do something like 'You make me cum and I'll eat you out until my jaw breaks' or something.

I'd probably regret the fuck out of that

 

[Zephyrus]

Kind of an out-of-character question, but do any of you have a masturbation moratorium for however long before a day you know you'll be getting laid?

 

[Vimana]

Nope. I don't masturbate much anymore anyway.

 

[The Ozzman]

Didn't have one before because usually I don't know I'm getting laid until my dick is in the chick

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I should make it an incentive for a chick to get me to cum.

Do something like 'You make me cum and I'll eat you out until my jaw breaks' or something.

I'd probably regret the fuck out of that

 

[Xorv]

If you have money sex is easy to find.

ya with a chick who's had 3 c-sections and a pimp in the background with a crook walk.


I like to keep it free.

 

[Xorv]

This is hilarious coming from a guy who hasn't penetrated a vagina yet.

classic.

 

[False Joe]

Depends on how much whiskey you had to drink

I'd had various spirits. It looked pretty sloppy, like, teenage whore, sausage down a hallway, 5 kids sloppy. But I was lonely.

 

[FenrirNL]

#1 and #2

 

[arg]

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[metal paddy]

I AM A PROPER METALHEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Badbird]

I am both 1 and 2 depends on the mood I am in.

 

[Estellise Sidos Heurassein]

I don't think that any of the choices apply to me.

 

[DarkBliss]

Right. Such limited and egocentric characteristics.We're people, goddamnit,(at least I hope so), not just bundles of randomly grouped A+B traits.

 

[metal_wrath]

I'm the type of Metalhead that is fucking metal MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

SO GUYZ H00 WUZ DA UDDER 9INE LOLZERZ!!!!!11!!!ONE!! OMG 4 REAL D00D PWN3D 4 LIFE

 

[Pessimism]

Lot's o' smarty pants in here.

 

[sevag00]

I am both 1 and 3 depends on the mood I am in.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Onder]

Fuck the fucking you fuck. I will kill everxybody of you!

 

[cookiecutter]

Right. Such limited and egocentric characteristics.We're people, goddamnit,(at least I hope so), not just bundles of randomly grouped A+B traits.

It was just speculation for fun, not a serious inquiry