What kind of metalhead are you? (onder ©, cookiecutter® )

[Onder]

lolgayjokewtf

 

[Vimana]

You see what I did there.

 

[Onder]

You're as original as Mike's flaccid penis during hot sex.

 

[Belligerent]

That's if the bitch can even make me cum (which hasn't happened the past few times)

Lay off the whiskey and ludes.

 

[The Ozzman]

itt we see the real problem.

This is hilarious coming from a guy who hasn't penetrated a vagina yet.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's 'cause they didn't look manly enough.

No, I'm not ohiogrinder

 

[Belligerent]

This is hilarious coming from a guy who hasn't penetrated a vagina yet.

 

[False Joe]

This is hilarious coming from a guy who hasn't penetrated a vagina yet.

I painted my hand to look like a vagina once.
Does that count?

 

[The Ozzman]

I painted my hand to look like a vagina once.
Does that count?

Depends on how much whiskey you had to drink

 

[Vimana]

Wait, so you mean you penetrated your fucking hand?

 

[Einherjar86]

That's if the bitch can even make me cum (which hasn't happened the past few times)

I say lay off the porn.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Not really too much effort. If you've got the looks sex should be easy to find.

DUH DUH......

DUH DUH


Cos that's just how it is yeah

I've got the look, you've got the .... buuutt

I've got a feelin I can do healin,

all night... alll right

BOOM BOOM (gaited drums)

BOOM BOOM cos that's how doo it baybay

I've got thee look

you've got the butt

alright, it's tight

oh baby



.....

We wrote an 80s song !

 

[Einherjar86]

If you have money sex is easy to find.

 

[Onder]

If you have sex for money AIDS is easy to find.

Hm.

 

[Belligerent]

@Pat
Yeah go on Craigslist

....oh wait

 

[Vimana]

If you have a large penis sex is easy to find.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you live on a nudist beach.

 

[Onder]

I so wouldn't go to nudist beach, I'd be really embarrased if there was some pretty flower and I had an erection. WTF at nudist beaches.

 

[The Ozzman]

I say lay off the porn.

But it feels oh so good

 

[Ross]

I say lay off the porn.

BLASPHEMY

SEND HIM TO TEH GALLLLLOOOOWS