What kind of metalhead are you? (onder ©, cookiecutter® )

[False Joe]

I'm a nerd. I'm entirely interested in sex.

 

[The Ozzman]

and I said it's because sex isn't that interesting anyway

 

[Xorv]

I'm pretty outgoing. If you saw me you wouldn't think I listened to metal. I do it for the ladies : P I might be a sell out but really hot girls don't like metal shirts and dark clothing all the time..Never was a fan of the Metal chick...I like girly girls.

I'm kinda like that cept I go for all girls. Except the excessively fat ones, a little fat is ok but if I can wear there stomach for a mask then it's probably too much. The only time I wear metal shirts is at shows or occasionally at school, emphasis on occasionally.

 

[Ross]

ITT: Ozzman doesn't get laid

 

[Xorv]

and I said it's because straight sex isn't that interesting anyway

orly? :Smug:

 

[The Ozzman]

ITT: Ozzman doesn't get laid

Yes, because not finding sex to be overly interesting is a co-requisite in not getting laid. Fucking brilliant reasoning

orly? :Smug:

Dude, don't let my secret out

 

[Ross]

Sounds like someone needs to get laid.

 

[The Ozzman]

Not really. I don't go looking for sex as it's just way too much effort. I'd rather read a book than troll bars looking for skanks.

if that's how you validate your existence though, it's whatever

 

[Ross]

ITT: Ozzman cant take jokes

 

[Xorv]

Not really too much effort. If you've got the looks sex should be easy to find.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yes, if I want some vapid cunt who is worth nothing to me other than getting my dick wet

 

[Xorv]

sounds like someone is looking for true love....


*sigh*....me too.....

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm just indifferent towards sex in general. If I have the opportunity (like, it seriously falls in my lap which has happened) then I'll take it. If I don't, then whatever. I just don't think sex is that interesting and I have more constructive things to do with my time like catch up on West Wing episodes

 

[Xorv]

West wing episodes > intense all over orgasm with a beautiful women (?)


......LOL

but srsly I know how you feel. I'd rather have sex with someone I have feelings for than some horny girl I met at a show/bar/whatever.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's if the bitch can even make me cum (which hasn't happened the past few times)

 

[Ross]

ITT: Xorv doesn't take into account some people are different


ITT: I say ITT too much.

 

[Xorv]

ITT ross has the best avatar ever, awesome vid.

TOPIC CHANGE!!

 

[Ross]

I couldn't breathe the first time i saw that because i was laughing too hard.

 

[waif]

which hasn't happened the past few times

itt we see the real problem.

 

[Vimana]

It's 'cause they didn't look manly enough.