What kind of metalhead are you? (onder ©, cookiecutter® )

[Zephyrus]

Lobster rolls.

 

[The Ozzman]

The majority of seafood sucks. Fact.

 

[waif]

$16. How the fuck do you charge $16 for a fucking lobster roll? I don't even like lobster. Fuck you.

 

[Zephyrus]

Then more for me at lower prices.

 

[The Ozzman]

Then more for me at lower prices.

Incorrect assumption

 

[Eligos]

Jimmy John's makes fan-fucking-tastic sandwiches.

 

[mutantllama]

If you guys are ever in the New London area of Connecticut, go to a place called Sunnies or something like that. Make excellent grinders.

 

[Zephyrus]

Lobster prices were low last summer.

 

[IntoPhagist]

I'm pretty outgoing. If you saw me you wouldn't think I listened to metal. I do it for the ladies : P I might be a sell out but really hot girls don't like metal shirts and dark clothing all the time..Never was a fan of the Metal chick...I like girly girls.

 

[Onder]

I like girly girls so much.

 

[False Joe]

I'd prefer a nerdy chick, or a metal girl.
They generally get my humour alot more, and you can actually have interesting coversations with 'em.

 

[SentinelSlain]

nerdy chicks that like metal annoy me because I don't see metal as nerdy, I see classical versions of nintendo soundtracks and anime as nerdy.

 

[False Joe]

Metal is pretty nerdy man.

 

[SentinelSlain]

In an ideal world it wouldn't be.

 

[False Joe]

In an ideal world I wouldn't be fat and lonely, and all the girls I knew would be huge titted, nyphmo metal-nerds. But this isn't an ideal world.

 

[waif]

Then more for me at lower prices.

Sure, keep your Maine lobster. Cape Cod lobster is pretty meh anyways.

I'd prefer a nerdy chick, or a metal girl.
They generally get my humour alot more, and you can actually have interesting coversations with 'em.

Yeah. My best female friend is a nerdy girl. Problem is they're not interested in sex.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's probably because sex isn't that interesting anyway

 

[Onder]

Yeah. My best female friend is a nerdy girl. Problem is they're not interested in sex.

You know, we have this nerdy bitch in our class, just reads and shit, and today I was said that she also writes, so I checked it out. It was a 20 fucking pages long violent fantasy-gay-vampire-porn. I'M HONEST! Two gay vampires having sex = twenty pages.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I know a lesbian like that. She told me about her activities once as well (well she'd had a beer). So she has this pretty girlfriend with long blonde hair who she drops hot wax on and plays with her feet.

I was like, o rly

 

[waif]

@Ozz: I'm talking about completely asexual human beings. Male nerds too, really.