What metal shirt are you wearing today (and every other day)

,,, and i say "my but isn't it hot for a my dying bride longsleeve?" nd you say "yes but then i would be topless and ..." "shh" i say gently resting my finger upon your trembling lip "what's a little man tit between friends?"

i'm sorry but seriously... this thread is fucking homoerotic as hell. "yeah baby i'm wearing a manowar shirt cause i got some serious sausage and notihng says xxxtra tight fude casing invitation like a manowar shirt." what are we? chicks comparing our outfits? i mean sure i'm planning on swapping to jeans so i can wear band shirts during my commute and name drop to the one person willing to speak on the train but hey i don't sit here talking about how sweaty it makes me.
 
Ha ha ha, well, you are just cooler than us I suppose. I rather enjoy this thread, however homoerotic it may be to you.

I think you are the only one getting hot over the idea of men in metal shirts, so that makes you gay on principle
 
Haha hey man I dig homoerotic. Gay porn is fucking ace. It's just that if you think about it... you're being a chick. "omg what are you wearing? well *i've* got this mogoth shirt i got at the festival in bern. omg bern? i looooove bern1 they have the best little tea shop...."
Hey I like the thread too, mang. Just don't want people forgetting they left their cocks behind to post here.

I've been wearing a sexcrement t in the mornings. i used to hang at wifey's office but we're "not taking sides" so her family friends, and coworkers all hate my drunken alcoholic guts. so i figure it's better to sweat into some merch than the shit i wear whilst being paid.
 
I was on the way to Katie's place last night. 30 miles out, I get a text telling me the devoutly Christian parents are over. Mind you, my shirt was a Sin of Angels one bearing a depiction of a brutalized looking Jesus surrounded by marijuana leaves.
Honestly, I cut down on merch purcahses years ago. My XL longsleeves from '97 are all mis-shapen but pretty much retained their length. Every new shirt I've gotten in the past 5 years has shrunk upwards several inches first wash. This maddening hue one is pretty much a tube top now and it's a week old. I'm sorry but special delicate care for brutal music merch? Oh come the fuck on!
 
ha hah ah if only I had the coordination. Oh and my phone says you got a drunk dial last night. If it was less than awesome, let me know. Next time I have a chance I will try and surpass!
 
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