What should I ask Lee?

[Russell]

Well, my kind sirs, I am nearly finished transcribing the interview, I'm seven pages of text in, and at the point where Lee is describing shitting himself in a van I shall try and have it finished and posted by the end of nesxt weekend.

I'm watching this you homos! (c) Lee

 

[Sonm]

Well, my kind sirs, I am nearly finished transcribing the interview, I'm seven pages of text in, and at the point where Lee is describing shitting himself in a van I shall try and have it finished and posted by the end of nesxt weekend.
I'm watching this you homos! (c) Lee

My Lord, was I innocent! Sounds like I shouldn't it anything before reading this!
Now I understand why it took you so long, my sir! But what kind of question could cause that kind of answer?

 

[Russell]

My Lord, was I innocent! Sounds like I shouldn't it anything before reading this!
Now I understand why it took you so long, my sir! But what kind of question could cause that kind of answer?

My finest Sonm, you will have to wait and read the interview to find the question which prompted such a response! As well as to read about Lee's other wacky exploits..

On a completely different note, please may I ask you a couple of physics questions at some point, my kind sir? I'm doing a course on electricity and magnetism at the moment (rather elemntary stuff for you, I'm sure!) some of which I'm having trouble answering questions for! So any pointers would be greatly appreciated!

 

[Sonm]

On a completely different note, please may I ask you a couple of physics questions at some point, my kind sir? I'm doing a course on electricity and magnetism at the moment (rather elemntary stuff for you, I'm sure!) some of which I'm having trouble answering questions for! So any pointers would be greatly appreciated!

Goooooodness! How can you combine images of shitting Lee and magnetism?? I hope your questions are not about quantum field theory. That shit I completely forgot being experimentalist... But I am open to any discussions... please feel free to ask but the right answer is not entirely guaranteed, because I am damn tired... Please, use this e-mails
s-t-d@yandex.ru
forest_stream@mail.ru

Cheers

 

[Russell]

Goooooodness! How can you combine images of shitting Lee and magnetism?? I hope your questions are not about quantum field theory. That shit I completely forgot being experimentalist... But I am open to any discussions... please feel free to ask but the right answer is not entirely guaranteed, because I am damn tired... Please, use this e-mails
s-t-d@yandex.ru
forest_stream@mail.ru

Cheers

You mean, great physicist Sonm, that you haven't learnt about the quantum Lee shit field theory? I thought it was of fundamental importance to most calculations involving Lee sitting on amps in vibratng mini-busses! My theory is that the magnetism from the amp loosened Lee's muscles in the area closest to the speaker, leading to the incident!

Being geologists we don't have to worry about anything quantum at all! These are just dull capacitance questions and such like. Anyway, thanks for the emails, and there's no hurry, so I'll wait a day or two before emailing, I don't want to make you even tireder! I'm sure you won't have a problem with these, my fine sir I've a feeling ever Barrett's parrot could do them, and it's just my stupidity preventing me from answering them

 

[Sonm]

Barrett's parrot? Why don't you ask this noble birdy then? anyway, your kindness, I am waiting for your e-mails.
BTW... Lee Shitfield... sounds engLEEsh!

 

[Russell]

Thankyou, my fine Sir Sonm, an email has been sent! I don't think this noble parrot would answer me, he seemed to fall dead silent after making a beeping sound every time I tried to talk to him

EngLEEsh is a very useful skill!

 

[Russell]

Hmmkay, one address returned a permanent fault and couldn't be delivered, if it hasn't arrived on your other one let me know and I'll upload it and PM you a link!

Cheeeerses

 

[Alyona]

so...where has the interview gone? huh!?

 

[Russell]

I've finished transcribing and now I'm writing up I hope to have a copy to Lee to check over before I go on my field trip on Friday, but it's ten pages long, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't manage it

 

[Russell]

Oh yeah, and I just spilled coke on my laptop! It seems to work OK at the moment, but if it suddenly stops working then I'm fucked! And I have four courseworks due in in the next few weeks.. Erk!

 

[Alyona]

coke sucks russell! you should not drink it! it makes everything sticky and horrible, including your laptop and insides.

GIVE US THE INTERVIEW!

 

[Russell]

I finished it last night, so a copy is with Lee now Then I'll post it when I get back from my field trip, just a few more days, I promise. I also need some photos of the fat knacker!

 

[Alyona]

I have pictures of him, I'll send them to you.

 

[Russell]

Not that kinds of picture

 

[Lee_B]

I have pictures of him, I'll send them to you.

they won't recognise me with that gimp mask on...

 

[Sonm]

What about the capcitor, Russell? Did you confirm its geometry?

 

[Russell]

I have emailed, my fine sir! Thanks!

 

[Windom Pearl]

WHERE IS that goddamn interview?!!?!?

If I was the boss of UM I'd fire you, Ruzzzz!

Wait a second, I AM the boss of UM!!!!!

Soldiers, take this man away.

SOLDIERS!

 

[Russell]

Just waiting for some photos from Lee and it shall be posted, patience my preciousssss.... If I was the boss of Farmakon I'd pimp you Markkoooo.

Wait a second, I AM your pimp!

Lee, you were interested? Only £30..

LEE!