What Would The Best Opeth Forum Battle Be?

[Wolff]

Originally posted by E V I L




The guy has got to learn some brevity. I'm surprised he hasn't talked about dragons and demons, bones and blood, yet in his rhetoric.... the end of days till kingdom come and the seething, boiling nihilisms which anihilated this board and planet.

(alright, that was corny)

Yep, it's got to be short and to the point, as this is not a mud wrestling match. Hmmmm... Jannet would probbaly win that too

 

[Jannet]

Originally posted by Misanthrope
Get the ants out of your pussy i wasnt being serious about that three thing.

Lets see, Oh yes im a stinking Mexican. The idiom we speak here is Spanish, something a person so stupid that needs welfare could never atempt to even learn, american's English is a fucking joke of an idiom, Old english was a real idiom, middle english was still elegant and complicated, modern english is patetic, but usa english is truly going back to the stone age. I would not be surprised of all americans eventually go back to barking instead of talking again. And just so you know not everyone had the oportunity to leech off uncle sam to buy dildos with school money and i have never, not a single time, taken an english lesson in my entire life i learn entirely from the internet, yes i use a dictionary some times is not something im ashamed of because i think that on my little experience i already have better spelling and vocabulary than the average american idiot. I really think that your goverment bringed down the towers just so they could get rid off people like you ( hell maybe even specifically you ) and get oil going on in the process, i just sincerely hope someone related to died on the most amazing work of conspiracy the american goverment has ever pulled off, forget the a bomb, forget JFK THIS is truly what they should keep doing.

I truly dont understand you, you know i can be an angry person, and im usually pretty bored, but if i ever get to have a family i would cherish it more than anything in the world, it would become my one obsesion and reason to living and i would love my kids to the point they grow to hate their annoying dad. Things like forums or internet crap would be the first thing i will leave behind completely, what kind of a looser are you? how can you preach about the 50s, o sorry, suggest some of the ideas to ilustrate your point, and still have over 500 post already not counting the 200 you delete so you dont look like your kid is going to participate in the special olimpics if he/she/it is at all related to you? what is wrong with you how can you even talk about parentship when you spend what it absolutely has to take half of your day talking to roleplaying morons on the forum? You really need to take a hard look to your fat goth wannabe ass and realize this crap should be beyond you, you have a family, you made it you dont even deserve it you should get on your fucking knees and thank your false gods they were kind enough to give you viable genitals and a family. If you indulge in an answer you are just showing why your kid is gonna grow up to be 20 years old and dump you in a facility down in florida to rot there, i think he/she/it already resents you, who can anyone not resent an irresponsible cold mother that doesnt loves his kids?

Irresponsible? No.
Cold mother? No.
His? No.
Goth? No. *that's funny*
Loves her family? Yes.
Has time to post? Yes.
Spends time with her family? Yes
Needed welfare for a short time? Yes
Is that bad? No
Kids? No, just one.
Son related to me? Yes
Son has mom and dad? Yes
Son has mom and dad that love him to bits? Yes
Retarded son? No, but it wouldn't matter, because I'd love him anyway.
Loves America? Yes
Pays her taxes? Yes
Gives to charity? Yes
Has talks with family? Yes
Has family? Yes
Are you a Mexican? Hell no. They bust their ASSES to take care of their family, and that's more than you will EVER be able to say...

These are all the things that you are not. If your attitude stays as stink rotten as it is, you'll never find anyone to love you, your kids will turn into horrible imbeciles that hate his dad..since you don't care what they watch, what they do...they'll just run all over you..

Anyway, it's over..you're dead, any little animals you might have had are dead, and so is this thread...you're on ignore

 

[Wolff]

Originally posted by Misanthrope
Lets me explain the double standart to you: i have called Metalmancpa an elitist whining idiot when he attempted to do another " the forum is really going downhill" thread, i told him how my opinion of him got lower cause he started an abortion thread ( if im not mistaken ) and i also told him how i truly appreciate his sentimental and existencial advice knowing that he is very wise on those matters. I respect him yet i get on his ass when i do not like what he does.

I love some of satori's threads. The spiritualism vs intelectualism thread was far too easily diminished and forgotten by everyone, and there are many other threads he started or bringed to life on wich i truly learned a lot, yet i had one of the longest fights in my life with him cause his sense of morality, and arrogance truly make me sick and make me wish i could kill him. Yet both sides of it are under control whenever one is needed.

Take wolff, he and i had some pretty nasty arguments on the past, if you dont believe me ( im shure you dont ) ask him.

You see i say everything i think, all the time. Im not affraid of CHANING my goddamn mind, and i have show it, i try to learn a little bit about myself and things with every conversation, even with the stupid crap you say i try to learn why people is sometimes pushed into a desperate need of atention and how comes people can retract from it and regret it, asking for forgiveness.

But nevertheless if people tolerates me sometimes is because i can go from fuck you to i agree with you, that is wise indeed in 0 seconds, does not happens too often, but it happens.

The crowd are starting to boo Misanthrope too. What the fuck was that, cunt?

 

[Belial]

Originally posted by Sadistik

My sentiments exactly, Misanthrope. Just walking around my campus is an eye opener. No one seems to have a grasp on proper english anymore. Proper speaking has always been something that I have prided myself on, but my father was an editor, so I probably had a leg up on everyone else

I know. Strangly, despite growing up in the ghetto, proper english came naturally to me. I used to get picked on a LOT by the school thugs for speaking proper english.

 

[Misanthrope]

I am sorry guys but this wont be my typical kind of fight. I truly pity her and you all knows i dont pity anyone and that i feel like the entire fucking world is better than me. Thats how patetic she is...

 

[MetalManCPA]

Originally posted by Jannet


So what the hell do you call what he just posted? A love letter?

And yeah, I see it in his name: Misanthrope. Wonderful *clap, clap, standing ovation* So you know everything you need to know about him..sure, he spews epithets and insults at almost every opinion that goes against what he thinks and everyone gets a hearty old laugh...HARHARHAR... I need to explain myself? I've been explaining myself since I got here. That's all I do, explain myself, my opinions, my life. GET OFF THE DOUBLE STANDARD. It's not fucking becoming.

OK - I guess I've trapped myself here.

You're at a disadvantage because of the short period of time you've been here. The longer someone is here, the more you "get to know" someone - always remembering this is just the internet - and I really don't know anybody here.

So maybe you've been defending yourself since the beginning. I don't mean explain yourself as to who you are - but what you are to this little messageboard we all frequent too much. Misanthrope may sound the same as you with his posts - but he has said all along his purpose was to destroy this messageboard. That's what I mean by explaining.

Look at my title - Papa Opeth. I've taken the "role" as Papa, Misanthrope has taken the "role" as anti-forum warrior. He still posts based on his true self - but he has a "life" here. As does someone like Satori - he "explained" himself many moons ago.

Well, maybe I've been here too long - what, 9 months or so? I've seen much more of the patterns of people here than you, no matter how many posts we have. I am not a fighter, but someone who "attempts" to reason. And I am not the best at getting my thought across on a keyboard.

Sorry for any harsh feelings this, or any other post of mine, has caused you.

 

[Wolff]

Originally posted by Jannet

Anyway, it's over..you're dead, any little animals you might have had are dead, and so is this thread...you're on ignore

2-0 Jannet. THe crowd looks lively again. It seems Misanthrope has a mountain to climb (no pun intended).

 

[Wolff]

Originally posted by Misanthrope
I am sorry guys but this wont be my typical kind of fight. I truly pity her and you all knows i dont pity anyone and that i feel like the entire fucking world is better than me. Thats how patetic she is...

Misanthrope looks resigned. He even spelled "pathetic" wrong

 

[Misanthrope]

You offer no explanations. You rather take an approach on vermin and get easy low shoots, i cannot blame you but i can say that its by far the most boring battle i have ever had. You truly are what all that i hate about people, you truly are the typical arrogant whore living the american dream. This i cannot battle you dont have the brain power to even realize why tax paying is the most stupid thing you can say in an atempt of an intelligent argument, you do not realize how stupid it is of you to love your country, the most corrupted and gone to hell country in the world, you are too brainwashed by the images of the september 11 heroes of america to even understand that the american goverment you love is the only one capable of doing a terrorist act of such magnitude, and you are telling me you are proud of such things?
paying taxes...yesh

Are you a Mexican? Hell no. They bust their ASSES to take care of their family, and that's more than you will EVER be able to say...

Hehehehe, o so you are going to tell me? you are going to come down here and get into the fucking mexican ghetto and talk to some people around? i cannot believe this now im not a Mexican, and that i wont be able to support a family? hehe you dont know half of the half of the half of my life and you already know this, this is got to be the most moronic thing someone has ever said to me.

 

[Wolff]

That was rather embarassing. Misanthrope's coach is pleading with the ref to stop the fight. Ref awaits official word from Jannet's camp

 

[Misanthrope]

How come...i thought YOU were my coach...

 

[Belial]

Wolff. I move that Jannet be disqualified for using the ignore feature, making Misanthrope the winner by default.

 

[Wolff]

Boxing is a dirty sport my friend.

Misanthrope 0
Jannet 2


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End of fight

 

[MetalManCPA]

I had a sneaking suspicion that this thread would fall apart and lose its purpose.

Oh well - carry on.

And Wolff is the color commentator - can he also be the coach?

 

[Wolff]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14667

 

[E V I L]

Originally posted by metalmancpa
I had a sneaking suspicion that this thread would fall apart and lose its purpose.

Oh well - carry on.

And Wolff is the color commentator - can he also be the coach?

When I get to be a father I'll allow all my children to fight their fights. It's healthful. I can't tell you how many fist and verbal battles I got into with my bros growing up. I think I'm the intelligent guy that I am (if I am at all) due to this very reason...

 

[Misanthrope]

So i win by default? and not even using the big guns? what kind of a fight is this!

@metalmancpa: next time dont set me up to fight wusses that cant take the heat, she gives me nothing, only wolff can make a fight of what she said. i will admit that i was not childish enough but i cant sink that low on propuse.

 

[MetalManCPA]

Originally posted by Misanthrope
So i win by default? and not even using the big guns? what kind of a fight is this!

@metalmancpa: next time dont set me up to fight wusses that cant take the heat, she gives me nothing, only wolff can make a fight of what she said. i will admit that i was not childish enough but i cant sink that low on propuse.

Honestly - it wasn't my intention to set you up. I've learned my lesson - a fight promoter I'll never be

 

[Useful Idiot]

I'm truly amazed that all of this bullshit has lasted so long on this board. Normally we get past it fairly quickly. Good work people.

 

[Jannet]

Originally posted by metalmancpa


OK - I guess I've trapped myself here.

You're at a disadvantage because of the short period of time you've been here. The longer someone is here, the more you "get to know" someone - always remembering this is just the internet - and I really don't know anybody here.

So maybe you've been defending yourself since the beginning. I don't mean explain yourself as to who you are - but what you are to this little messageboard we all frequent too much. Misanthrope may sound the same as you with his posts - but he has said all along his purpose was to destroy this messageboard. That's what I mean by explaining.

Look at my title - Papa Opeth. I've taken the "role" as Papa, Misanthrope has taken the "role" as anti-forum warrior. He still posts based on his true self - but he has a "life" here. As does someone like Satori - he "explained" himself many moons ago.

Well, maybe I've been here too long - what, 9 months or so? I've seen much more of the patterns of people here than you, no matter how many posts we have. I am not a fighter, but someone who "attempts" to reason. And I am not the best at getting my thought across on a keyboard.

Sorry for any harsh feelings this, or any other post of mine, has caused you.

Listen, the whole point is that I haven't been here long. And perhaps Wolff thought that by calling me a "stupid bitch," that would give me a hint as to how he is. Perhaps misanthrope threw shit at me because he wanted me to know how he is, and see the humor in it. I don't know. All I know is that at the time I was told this, I was too new. Yes, I posted opinions on the site, but do you know why? Because I went through some of the threads and I said to myself, "wow, these guys are intelligent, they can debate, they can agree to disagree, wow, I might like it here!" Maybe I posted my opinions too early? Maybe I opened up too much? I don't know...it's easier to come to a forum and act like yourself off the bat than when meeting people in person, you slowly open up and get to know each other, as opposed to a forum where your personality is like BAM.

My harsh feeling is the double standard. I've been apologizing for 3 days now. And I leave, and what do I find? 15 threads dedicated to me. I'm accused of insulting, and the items that were brought up I admitted to and apologized about, but everyone keeps ignoring the insults that were thrown at me! And I'm sick of it! Especially with Lina, no one sees it but me, and not one person has been able to show me one insult I directed at her. Her insults were ugly, cruel, bogus assumptions, and I hated it. Because she has been here longer, she will be taken seriously, and what she says will affect the entire board. This is why I was so adamant in proving my case with her! But no one listened. All I got was "drop it."

I'm fucking human here! You want to know me? I'll tell you again:

parent and wife - first and foremost

then, not in any particular order:

1. insomniac - I don't fucking sleep, and that's the bottom line
2. slow at work - we have our slow times, and this is one of them - but when we're busy, we'll stay here until 9:00 pm if we have to...
3. opinionated
4. emotional - very
5. takes offense easily - yes, I always have, always will...it's part of my character
6. hates being called a bitch
7. hates being attacked on her parenting skills
8. hates being attacked for being on welfare
9. hates when her son is brought into an argument
10. has to get her point across - perhaps a bad trait, but when I'm misunderstood, I have the need to clarify myself, and I don't give up easily
11. loves all kinds of music - be it nu-metal, death metal, black metal, opera, classical, rap, grind, prog, 80's, etc...
12. is open-minded - very
13. is not a goth - I just had to post that again..hehehehe
14. loves to read - all books, but especially stuff like philosophy, science fiction, erotic art, languages, how-to, etc..
15. values education - I love learning - I'll take a course on ANYTHING...be it cross-stitching, Japanese art, whatever
16. Loves culture
17. Loves people
18. Hates joking around too much - I believe there's a time for everything - I don't mind dead-panning, but if it's constant joking around, especially on a serious subject, it gets on my nerves..


I'm sure I've missed stuff. All I want is to meet a group of people I can relate to, have discussions with, perhaps meet in real life one day, conversate about anything. That's it.