What would you do if you had an absurd amount of money?

[metal_wrath]

You heard of those twin brothers who were in gay porns together? And they ended up robbing a bank together lol. Some people don't have a problem doing that.

Noone said the female twins would be having sex together though. They might not come in contact at all. Either way, you don't think there are twin girls who would have a threesome?

 

[death009]

I would buy the world's largest fucking physical group of cds & vinyl’s, an infinite amount of weed and go to every fucking awesome metal festivals/ gigs possible.

 

[Badbird]

Have a great metal festivel in Massachusetts.

 

[Draehl]

Not a whole lot to be honest... I'd not have to work or worry about anything first and foremost. I'd travel. I'd get a nice house. I'd have my own chef to cook whatever I want whenever I want. Obviously more of what I already do- PC gaming, music, playing poker (I'd buy in to high dollar tournaments) Pretty un-outrageous stuff...

Except for the following two, which I doubt money can buy but must be mentioned

Jessica Jung

&

Diane Kruger

 

[Blind Guardian]

Living normally, except not having to think about bills and insurance and pension saving, would be the only good thing for me. It looks like I'm trying to seem noble, but I'm honestly not interested in owning tons of crap I don't really need. The only good "excess"-thing I can think of would be to have a personal chef who comes in two times a day and cooks good and healthy food for me.

 

[theoden236]

Probably use it to have my own special guitar custom-made for me.

 

[damnromulans]

I would be really flaky about my jobs (I'd still work during the week most days) and quit when they stopped being fun and take more vacation days than normal people get.

Then I'd drive my Aston Martin to the nearest airport and fly first class all over the world. Once I landed at my destination I'd eat really fucking expensive food, only nice restaurants forever, and I'd go absolutely hog-wild on the nightlife. I'd also pay out my ass to do things like skydiving, riding the "Vomit Comet" weightless training plane, and space tourism.

I won't bother talking about how expansive my wardrobe would become, filling at least 50% of my large house (with maid service) with closet space. My regular clothes would be phased out with nicer ones and I would invest in some designer handbags and shoes just because I could.

I'd get that boob job, go to only the most exclusive stylists (Asian only, I don't trust other people to cut my hair), and hire Uneasy_Conscience to be my personal trainer. I would also inevitably become addicted to amphetamines and cocaine, so I would become "hungry chic."

Then I'd get tarted up and hang around college campuses and high schools preying on 18 year olds. I guess I could do that last part anyway, but it's a little too soon.

 

[ehimen]

Take a helicopter with a giant tosser-magnet, fly and pick up <insert someone you hate here>, then drop them in a Slayer pit.

 

[DarkBliss]

No idea.
The cases of people losing their sanity due to winning a lottery or getting a large inheritance are becoming too frequent.
I'll probably blow it all on chewing gum,or something equally ridiculous.

But honestly, no idea.I'll probably upgrade my humble abode, move to another countrty/neighborhood, and won't deny myself any luxuries, put a hefty sum of money in the bank and live off interest, travel a lot.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

and hire Uneasy_Conscience to be my personal trainer.

lmao

 

[Belligerent]

Fuck at least four of the hottest pr0nstars i could get (all at once)

 

[damnromulans]

lmao

He knows what he's doing. Of course, 80% is about a proper diet.