What would you do if you had an absurd amount of money?

What the fuck is happening on here, fucking fuck. All stupid pseudoconfident girls leave now before I get angry and fucking kill you till you're dead and fucked by my cock. Also, all Paddy-clones leave now, including Randy.

EDIT: Just fucking fuck fucking off.

Stop sleeping for days at a time.

We need you Onder.

Stop fucking hibernating.
 
Stop sleeping for days at a time.

We need you Onder.

Stop fucking hibernating.

I'm having second coffee in a row and want to finish my 2009's metal overview (EN btw) so I hope to stay awake for a while. You have problems with girl-trolls here, don't you.
 
Only Miss No Good really, but I think she's already been flamed away. Vermicide is legit, she just doesn't discuss metal at all.
 
What the fuck is happening on here, fucking fuck. All stupid pseudoconfident girls leave now before I get angry and fucking kill you till you're dead and fucked by my cock. Also, all Paddy-clones leave now, including Randy.

EDIT: Just fucking fuck fucking off.

That was a joke I did for fun Onder so settle down.
 
I would have surgery to make my hair long instead of taking time to grow it out.
I would have at least 5 whores with me at all times.
I would have a lot of laughing gas.
I would try to setup a Mysticum/Blacklodge/Aborym concert inside of an old factory. The factory would be full of whores.
 
I would also buy an isolated house in the country side and buy a Lester Young and Miles Davis vinyls and enjoy listen to them in the front porch of my house :rofl:
Would you have a banjo and a shotgun with you? :worship:

I'd spend most of my time travelling and buying everything I've ever wanted, have a wardrobe filled with clothes from Savile Row I'd probably never wear, become a recluse in a disgustingly large house with several acres of land, and buy apartments in Vancouver, Salzburg, Paris and London. I'd give some to charity too.
 
Two hot twin sisters would suck my schlong voluntarily because would have an absurd amount of money, they would already know what I want and how to get to my cash. I'd be surrounded by gold diggers.
 
Two hot twin sisters would suck my schlong voluntarily because would have an absurd amount of money, they would already know what I want and how to get to my cash. I'd be surrounded by gold diggers.

Wouldn't it bother you that it's basically incest on their part? :lol:

Never really found the appeal of sisters.
 
Wouldn't it bother you that it's basically incest on their part? :lol:

Never really found the appeal of sisters.

I do not think it would really be incest if they had some clothes on unless they touched and kissed each other,etc.. they're just playing with my schlong.

right ?