What would you do if you had an absurd amount of money?

[waif]

This thread has now been bumped twice; can we just let it die?

 

[Miss No Good]

No, but you can die.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Wait, if you had unlimited cash, then the rate of inflation would skyrocket by an infinite margin and then the world economy would collapse and world wide war would erupt. Actually, that sounds pretty cool.

 

[Miss No Good]

A little pessimistic aren't we?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

A little pessimistic aren't we?

Um, no. Observe:

Wait, if you had unlimited cash, then the rate of inflation would skyrocket by an infinite margin and then the world economy would collapse and world wide war would erupt. Actually, that sounds pretty cool.

Re-read the bold and underlined part.
I'm a fucking ray of sunshine.

 

[Miss No Good]

wow, your sarcasm sucks.

 

[False Joe]

Make Bisonopolis.

/thread

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

wow, your sarcasm sucks.

Wow, your tendancy to take words completely out of context and miss the whole fucking point sucks.:zombie:

 

[Miss No Good]

Wow, your tendancy to take words completely out of context and miss the whole fucking point sucks.:zombie:

That wasn't very nice dude.

 

[-CC-]

Seems like a wave of trolls are coming this way?

 

[Miss No Good]

You assume wrong.

 

[metal_wrath]

I wouldn't fucking donate a single penny.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

That wasn't very nice dude.

Call it tough love.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Scallops. I would buy all the fucking scallops in the world and have them stored in a secret underground scallop tank and they would be MINE FOREVER!!!

Goddammit I want some scallops.

 

[vermicide]

Well, first I'd hire somebody to wash and do my hair for me everyday, because I like when it's done but I really hate doing it.

Then I'd invite Vihris-Gari over for scallops.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well, first I'd hire somebody to wash and do my hair for me everyday, because I like when it's done but I really hate doing it.

Then I'd invite Vihris-Gari over for scallops.

Hey, if you're providing the scallops, I'll do your hair all you want.

 

[False Joe]

He uses the best conditioner.































Hint: It's his semen.

 

[vermicide]

They do say natural ingredients are best.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well it does provide essential proteins to rebuild hair structure while preserving its natural shine.

 

[Onder]

What the fuck is happening on here, fucking fuck. All stupid pseudoconfident girls leave now before I get angry and fucking kill you till you're dead and fucked by my cock. Also, all Paddy-clones leave now, including Randy.

EDIT: Just fucking fuck fucking off.