What would you do if you had an absurd amount of money?

[hexwind]

Buy a PRS with a great amp,box effects and all the gears i need to play guitar, drums.
Get an apartment in a good place here.. and maybe a car. Start a business related to music !

 

[waif]

Wait. Isn't that what Krig already does?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

no. I barely have any ammo at all. and im in need of a bunch more guns

 

[The Ozzman]

Pay off my student loan debt
Start my own business

 

[Dak]

no. I barely have any ammo at all. and im in need of a bunch more guns

I would spend way more money on bullets than guns. You can't really shoot more than two at a time and if you are out of bullets, even a few guns are worthless except as impractical clubs.

 

[katierose]

BUY CUTE PUPPIES!!!
Get some hot bitch to do my laundry, dishes, and cook me food.
Travel the world.
Give to charity's that deserve it.
Give money to my dad so he never has to work a day in his life again.
Pay off my sister's juggalo boyfriend to stop fucking her and leave.
Get a bunch of awesome death metal bands to play at my birthday party.
Invent my own burrito and get royalties.

 

[Xorv]

hot bitch? are you gay?

cuz Im a hot bastard and I can keep your bushes trimmed.

 

[Xorv]

no. I barely have any ammo at all. and im in need of a bunch more guns

could you explain the canned foods? you'd think with an absurd amount of money you could afford your own personal iron chef. Which would be amazing considering the edible art they create.

 

[arg]

have my brain transferred into a robotic body that lives forever and is equipped with machine guns on its arms, a rocket launcher on its back, and a massive, fleshy penis.

 

[hexwind]

I would also buy an isolated house in the country side and buy a Lester Young and Miles Davis vinyls and enjoy listen to them in the front porch of my house

 

[Doomguy]

I'd buy a Eddie Van Halen 'Frankenstein' and a Jackson Kerry King guitar.

 

[Vimana]

I'd buy Eddie Van Halen.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

If I had an obscene amount of money I'd spend my time writing and recording music instead of working BS jobs.

 

[False Joe]

I'd make celebrity deathmatch a reality.

 

[Badbird]

Have a house in Europe
have a big ass airplane
own the Patriots
have a big library of books,movies,and music in my house
have a strip club in my house
have a big ass pool inside my house
have a foundation for people who are sick or poor
have famous people including metal bands in my house

That what I can think as of right now.

 

[Vimana]

I'd buy Katy Perry.

 

[False Joe]

^ That

And of course Scrooge McDuck that shit up.

 

[-CC-]

I'd go to Vegas and bet every single penny I had on black on a roulette table and double that shit!

 

[metal_wrath]

I would spend a year planning what to do with all my money while I have a great time with thousands of escort chicks in a huge castle with hired guards and having the biggest Metal fests with my favorite bands playing. Also get cloned a dozen times.

 

[Miss No Good]

I would open a titty bar, donate money to help children and animals in need, and buy a bunch of stupid shit that i don't need but want because i am human and extremely greedy.