What's better...

[theodyssey]

this is really hard for me... i can't decide... but i think i am going with the steaming pile of shit.

 

[spaffe]

oooh... witty

 

[forevernin]

well it isn't metallica that is for sure

 

[chileanmetal]

haha

 

[Pancakes]

Metallica were never anything special, but your faux-wit is worse than both of the above opsions.