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I myself haven't seen anything too out there (that I believe actually happened anyway) but surely some of you have.
What's the craziest shit you've ever seen go down?
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Torniojaws
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Torniojaws
They call me Juha
It was a joke.
"out there"
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Well, except for the odd Swedish car driving on the wrong lane of a 2 lane motorway (2 in one way, 2 in the other with a grass separator inbetween), nothing unusual happens here.
"out there"
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Well, except for the odd Swedish car driving on the wrong lane of a 2 lane motorway (2 in one way, 2 in the other with a grass separator inbetween), nothing unusual happens here.
Ola Englund
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Oh McDonalds,
A black bird in the grease/55 gallon drum of used cooking grease. Two cars pull into drive thru- the second car unloads and pulls out the driver of first car. It seems the girlfriend spotted her boyfriend with another girl and well that just couldn't happen without incident. I saw a crazy fuck through water onto a three phase 440 socket just to see sparks and here the pop as the huge breaker flipped. About 5 guys cooking meat for lunch rush and prepping for a huge football camp order of 250 1/4 pounders and 500 cheeseburgers all maniacally screaming and grunting MEAT MEAT MEAT... A car pulls up to drive thru and plays half of 'Wish you were here' and drives off without ordering.
A dude in a dress at a holloween party get jumped by two dudes with baseball bats. Then after the police show up and are on scene the dude in the dress gets hit in the head with a bottle by a third person who gets away on foot.
Two months after 911 I saw an asshole bothering an Indian working at a 7-11 as if he was the Taliban get his ass handed to him all the way down the refrigerator section with the asshole's friends laughing at him the whole time.
A black bird in the grease/55 gallon drum of used cooking grease. Two cars pull into drive thru- the second car unloads and pulls out the driver of first car. It seems the girlfriend spotted her boyfriend with another girl and well that just couldn't happen without incident. I saw a crazy fuck through water onto a three phase 440 socket just to see sparks and here the pop as the huge breaker flipped. About 5 guys cooking meat for lunch rush and prepping for a huge football camp order of 250 1/4 pounders and 500 cheeseburgers all maniacally screaming and grunting MEAT MEAT MEAT... A car pulls up to drive thru and plays half of 'Wish you were here' and drives off without ordering.
A dude in a dress at a holloween party get jumped by two dudes with baseball bats. Then after the police show up and are on scene the dude in the dress gets hit in the head with a bottle by a third person who gets away on foot.
Two months after 911 I saw an asshole bothering an Indian working at a 7-11 as if he was the Taliban get his ass handed to him all the way down the refrigerator section with the asshole's friends laughing at him the whole time.
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Chryst Krispies
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I once lost my brakes driving home from school, then I crashed into some lady's rock wall and then left the scene of the crime.
Notuern
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Ive seen the classical 3 orbs of light in the sky.
For you who dont know:
There was 3 orbs "floating" in a triangular shape, that suddenly split and went in different directions REALLY fast.
Dont know what it was, im not a big alien fan, but it was definitely a UFO(In its literal meaning.).
For you who dont know:
There was 3 orbs "floating" in a triangular shape, that suddenly split and went in different directions REALLY fast.
Dont know what it was, im not a big alien fan, but it was definitely a UFO(In its literal meaning.).
spioraid
Fancy a pint? Or two?
Got involved in a fist-fight once because me and my band were playing too loud. Mind you, my band was a fife and drum corps that got paid to play outside a theater for the premier of a Civil War movie. o_0
Helped someone figure out a way how to drop a water ballon on someone else while they were sleeping and leave no trace.
Once had a prostitute come and sit down next to me WHILE I WAS READING THE BIBLE. Seriously, no joke.
Helped someone figure out a way how to drop a water ballon on someone else while they were sleeping and leave no trace.
Once had a prostitute come and sit down next to me WHILE I WAS READING THE BIBLE. Seriously, no joke.
STINNETT
Bad / Nationwide
I saw a woman get her arm severed.
I was playing basketball in my friend's driveway which was about 2 houses down from an intersection. I saw this pickup truck drive by towards that intersection and immediately heard the brakes lock up and I looked over and saw the truck skidding sideways as this other car went past and just before it came to a stop it raised up on its driver's side wheels and fell over on its side. She stuck her hand out, instinctively I suppose, to catch herself. Squish. She was screaming...it was horrible. After a minute I could see the blood. People started running outside and within minutes cops and an ambulance showed up. They made us leave and I didn't get to actually see the gore (not that I wanted to). But hearing the woman scream so much sort of messed with me for a while. There was a big blood stain on the road for a good while after that.
I was playing basketball in my friend's driveway which was about 2 houses down from an intersection. I saw this pickup truck drive by towards that intersection and immediately heard the brakes lock up and I looked over and saw the truck skidding sideways as this other car went past and just before it came to a stop it raised up on its driver's side wheels and fell over on its side. She stuck her hand out, instinctively I suppose, to catch herself. Squish. She was screaming...it was horrible. After a minute I could see the blood. People started running outside and within minutes cops and an ambulance showed up. They made us leave and I didn't get to actually see the gore (not that I wanted to). But hearing the woman scream so much sort of messed with me for a while. There was a big blood stain on the road for a good while after that.
Razzee
Kolja
Hrm, craziest live show I have ever seen was the chariot. Just wow, what fucked up dudes...
their singer (ex-norma jean) and their bass player (?) were just climbing on everything in reach, the bass player even dropped his bass into the crowd, when he realised he could not climb any farther with the bass while playing...
right befor that climbing activity the singer managed to throw the mic above a balk near the ceiling. so he started to strangle himself with the cable and was playing his own hanging with that. he also tried to push the mic to one side and sing while it was flying back, without touching it...
that are just some things that happend that night
their singer (ex-norma jean) and their bass player (?) were just climbing on everything in reach, the bass player even dropped his bass into the crowd, when he realised he could not climb any farther with the bass while playing...
right befor that climbing activity the singer managed to throw the mic above a balk near the ceiling. so he started to strangle himself with the cable and was playing his own hanging with that. he also tried to push the mic to one side and sing while it was flying back, without touching it...
that are just some things that happend that night
Glenn Fricker
Very Metal &Very Bad News
I was an an Entombed show at Harpo's in Detroit and a pretty nasty fight broke out in the pit. One guy seriously outnumbered. The band stopped the show and the singer said into the mic: "What the fuck is this? Nine guys on one? Yeah, you guys are fucking brave.... Why don't you come on up here and take us on, you pussies?"
The assholes got thrown out instead. Still, a very classy move by the band, IMO. I bought their record the next day!
The assholes got thrown out instead. Still, a very classy move by the band, IMO. I bought their record the next day!
Glenn Fricker
Very Metal &Very Bad News
Also saw Testament on the LOW tour at the same place that year.... I seem to remember the lucky bastards got to judge the 'hot buns' contest.
Glenn Fricker
Very Metal &Very Bad News
However, the absolute worst bar fight I ever saw happened in Canada. It started with a guy breaking a pool cue over a girl's head.... Then the chairs started flying... ...more pool cues & blood everywhere. Goddamn savages.
I've seen some pretty fucked up shit in my short time on this planet. I would say the craziest would be when a bomb maker wasn't watching his kid and he got into his bomb making supplies. Didn't end too well for the kid. Having to see the aftermath of that was pretty devastating.
-Gavin-
Gavornator
-Gavin-
Gavornator
also saw a guy enter a portable toilet and wacken and run out 5mins later with his trousers on fire!
-Gavin-
Gavornator
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I completely forgot about the time a saw a woman about 40 years old crossing the road.
When she was in the middle of the road, she turned around, started to hiss at the cars, and then she started spinning in circles ranting something like "lampabolllampabolllampaboll"(English: Lampballlampballlampballlampballlampball).
Not so much of a crazy story, but damn, talk about coincidence:
And one time me and my friends talked about our since of humor, and my friend said "I bet if you saw a child fall down and scrape his/her palms you would laugh!", 2 seconds later a little girl fell down in front of me scraping her palms open and landing with her face in her ice cream, and i just couldn't hold it in!
I laughed so hard it actually hurt.. i guess i am a little bastard after all.
When she was in the middle of the road, she turned around, started to hiss at the cars, and then she started spinning in circles ranting something like "lampabolllampabolllampaboll"(English: Lampballlampballlampballlampballlampball).
Not so much of a crazy story, but damn, talk about coincidence:
And one time me and my friends talked about our since of humor, and my friend said "I bet if you saw a child fall down and scrape his/her palms you would laugh!", 2 seconds later a little girl fell down in front of me scraping her palms open and landing with her face in her ice cream, and i just couldn't hold it in!
I laughed so hard it actually hurt.. i guess i am a little bastard after all.
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