whats the 'weirdest' thing you've ever done?

It's not really weird, but I regularly make it a practice to walk along the riverbank and throw in the most interesting and beautiful stones I can find because humanity is worthless and does not deserve them.
 
Guitardeth said:
One evening when I was really drunk I assfucked the fatest and ugliest chick I have ever seen. I woke up the next day (alone) with blood on my cock and all over the sheets. Nothing I'm proud of though...

Thats not so much wierd, as totally disgusting...
 
MajestikMøøse said:
It's not really weird, but I regularly make it a practice to walk along the riverbank and throw in the most interesting and beautiful stones I can find because humanity is worthless and does not deserve them.

How sweet, philosophical, bitter, cynical, and misanthropic.
 
Weirdest thing? I'm not too weird. I took mushrooms by myself in my room one night and had a somewhat terrifying trip.

I randomly quack like a duck.
 
i was ridiculously baked and my friend had what he thought was salvia but turns out it was acutally basil so he hits it and its not working so we're in the kitchen and see basil and savila look exactly alike so he he smokes some basil and is like yeah thats definately what it is and when he put it down for some reason i hit the basil. i have no idea why but it was pretty weird, or retarded either way. also when i was on shrooms and my friend poured me a glass of orange juice i had no idea what to do with it for at least 3 minutes until i realized to drink it, and even then it felt akward.
 
MajestikMøøse said:
It's not really weird, but I regularly make it a practice to walk along the riverbank and throw in the most interesting and beautiful stones I can find because humanity is worthless and does not deserve them.

You're gay.

Make sure you throw a stone in for me before you slit your wrists.


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I lie to students daily, telling them they have potential when a large portion of them are wasting their time. Not so much weird as sadly hypocritical. We convince so many they "deserve the opportunity for a college education," but in truth only a percentage have both the natural ability and suitable preperation to truly rise to the demands. I do it because university policy now focuses on retention, not actual education. Matt's rule of fascism would be far more honest.


Edit: I refer to acknowledging differences in ability, not killing jews.
 
haha the "Part III" was largely sarcastic.

but yes, I agree.

Sad times we live in.

EDIT: kinda makes me wonder about myself sometimes... sure I pulled off a 4.0 GPA last year, but I'm pretty much convinced that I'm really just a crazy fascistic moron with no life and that my studies are a form of escapism.
 
In our conversations matt, I think you exhibit a very keen mind and grasp on abstract concepts that most of my students couldn't beging to imagine let alone put thought into. I think you've just discovered the joy of premature cynicism more than anything else. And I don't think I can handle teaching under the current mentalities. Better for me to focus on writing and go back to less frustrating jobs like driving cab or some shit.
 
MajestikMøøse said:
habut I'm pretty much convinced that I'm really just a crazy fascistic moron with no life and that my studies are a form of escapism.
:D but I'm still your fan.

as for myself, I don't think I've ever done something weird. :confused:
OK, I married a man from a foreign country who I met on the Nevermore forum. :loco: