whats the 'weirdest' thing you've ever done?

i snorted my friends ritalin (spelling?) once before mathclass because he dared me to. big mistake, my eyes were watering like crazy, my nose burnt, and i had the worst drips known to man. on a related snorting note, someone i knew has snorted salt or pepper once, i think both. i feel sorry for him, that must've burnt for days. the moral of both of those stories is snorting is bad. yeah its late i'm bored, sue me.
 
Enemy242 said:
i snorted my friends ritalin (spelling?) once before mathclass because he dared me to. big mistake, my eyes were watering like crazy, my nose burnt, and i had the worst drips known to man. on a related snorting note, someone i knew has snorted salt or pepper once, i think both. i feel sorry for him, that must've burnt for days. the moral of both of those stories is snorting is bad. yeah its late i'm bored, sue me.

we made a kid snort salt and peper mixed together on time at the lunch table in high school, it was funny as hell. he ran to the water fountain and squirted it up his nose to try to ease the burn.
 
ehh more like "DUDE! It would be SO fucking funny, you gotta do it"

He was REALLY stupid... so there wasnt much forcing. He was THE kid in highschool, you know, the one that you have dozens of stories of stupid shit that he has done, i could probably fill this thread with stories about him :lol:
 
I'm not even gonna weigh in, on this one :(

Ha, Matt...trust me, the smarter you get the more intellectually fascist you become :lol: Mr Munckin, I agree, wholeheartedly. Teaching higher education can be disheartening at times, especially when we are encouraged to support mediocrity.
 
MajestikMøøse said:
haha the "Part III" was largely sarcastic.

but yes, I agree.

Sad times we live in.

EDIT: kinda makes me wonder about myself sometimes... sure I pulled off a 4.0 GPA last year, but I'm pretty much convinced that I'm really just a crazy fascistic moron with no life and that my studies are a form of escapism.

Ha, bragging about our 4.0, are we? I have one of those too from this year. :kickass: I might share the second part of your description as well. Perhaps that's why I'm leaving the "world" this summer to hike for an entire month straight.
 
i've done a lot of weird/stupid driving related-shit.

latest being yesterday when i was pulling into a parking space, i guess i went over too far and didn't realise it because i bashed my headlight in on the bumper of the pick-up truck next to me. so all of my paychecks for pretty much the rest of the summer are going into getting it fixed because i'm dumb.
 
I once took those green sticky things out of my nose and put them on a stick. Then I ''cooked'' them on a fire and ate them while I was chewing a bubble gum. You will probably not believe me, but trust me I did it, and it tasted reeealy weird. I'm a nerdy freak :zombie: o_O
 
Today: Told someone that I would eat Dave Mustaine's shit just to get close to his scrotum.

Yesterday: Bit a hole in the middle of a piece of bread and fried an egg in it.

Long ago: (my friend, at age 6 or 7, maybe?) drew circles around his nipples in an attempt to have boobs.
 
It takes different strokes to move the world, they say!


Either way, I'm about to make a weird thread so stand by for that.
 
Duckhat said:
Today: Told someone that I would eat Dave Mustaine's shit just to get close to his scrotum.

Yesterday: Bit a hole in the middle of a piece of bread and fried an egg in it.

Long ago: (my friend, at age 6 or 7, maybe?) drew circles around his nipples in an attempt to have boobs.

None of that is weird compared to what I do on a daily basis.
 
Duckhat said:
Yesterday: Bit a hole in the middle of a piece of bread and fried an egg in it.

How is making egg in the basket weird? Albeit, you normally don't bite the hole in the middle, but hey, when you don't have the necessary tools, you take whatever means necessary to feast on such a scrumptious dish.
 
i once performed the song breaking the law with a couple of classmates in a finnish elderly home......it was awesome :D
i used to love the song "final countdown"...
i once called a black girl "noodle" after a bottle of vodka....i do not know why or what it meant...