whats the 'weirdest' thing you've ever done?
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Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
weird? got me there... can't think of anything. actually, yes I can.
when I was 6, i drank a few cases of wine coolers, went to my living room and told my mom that i had no more juice
when i was around 9, i sat on the porch drinking lighter fluid (i don't remember why)
when I was... 7? i took some of my grandfather's heart pills and had to go to the hospital. they gave me ipicak, and ever since then, I haven't been able to take liquid medicine
I called 911... twice, just to see if they were there
I used to go to Kindercare, a babysitting kinda place while the parents worked. well, I went in one day with a red mark on my neck... my brother wasnt there either. they asked me what happened to him, and I said that my mom beat him with a hockey stick and he can't move. they asked me why the mark was on my neck and to show them "on the stuffed bear" what my parents did... so I choked it.... the actual stories, my brother was having a bad athsma attack and stayed home that day. the hockey stick? well, she DOES have a broken hockey stick that she got from a Flyers game in the 70s or 80s. as for me, I threw a nintendo controller across the room and my mom grabbed me by the shirt, which left a small red mark on my neck
*edit: they called dyphis (spelling) on my mom
i ran into a glass table, head first... multiple times in a row
one night, I climbed out of my window (on the 2nd floor of my house) and stood on the roof of our addition. my mom found me and freaked out.. when she asked what I was doing, I said that I was practicing my fire escape method, since we have a huge metal pole/antenna dealy which can be climbed down
all i can think of currently
when I was 6, i drank a few cases of wine coolers, went to my living room and told my mom that i had no more juice
when i was around 9, i sat on the porch drinking lighter fluid (i don't remember why)
when I was... 7? i took some of my grandfather's heart pills and had to go to the hospital. they gave me ipicak, and ever since then, I haven't been able to take liquid medicine
I called 911... twice, just to see if they were there
I used to go to Kindercare, a babysitting kinda place while the parents worked. well, I went in one day with a red mark on my neck... my brother wasnt there either. they asked me what happened to him, and I said that my mom beat him with a hockey stick and he can't move. they asked me why the mark was on my neck and to show them "on the stuffed bear" what my parents did... so I choked it.... the actual stories, my brother was having a bad athsma attack and stayed home that day. the hockey stick? well, she DOES have a broken hockey stick that she got from a Flyers game in the 70s or 80s. as for me, I threw a nintendo controller across the room and my mom grabbed me by the shirt, which left a small red mark on my neck
*edit: they called dyphis (spelling) on my mom
i ran into a glass table, head first... multiple times in a row
one night, I climbed out of my window (on the 2nd floor of my house) and stood on the roof of our addition. my mom found me and freaked out.. when she asked what I was doing, I said that I was practicing my fire escape method, since we have a huge metal pole/antenna dealy which can be climbed down
all i can think of currently
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Blizard said:
You got Mike Patton to flip out on you? That's AWESOME! He should have called you up on stage and had you dance around while they played "My Ass Is on Fire."
Anyway, having Mike Patton flip you off is basically the same as him giving you oral sex.
my gf gets up at 6:30 to go to work and it wakes me up too sometimes i dont start till twelve tho so im usually tired after workVickyH said:a week?! omg ... i fall aslwwp after beeing 2 hours awake
okay not 2 ... but 14 or so ...
when i have to work on saturday ... (and that`s EVERY saturday EVERY month) ... i`ve to get up at 7 ... and go to bed at 12pm ... darn i`m so tired afterwards ... i cannot even go out :|
When my friend was around 6 or 7 he was really into watching old Popeye cartoons. One day he felt particularly inspired by them, so he ran to the kitchen and ate a whole can of spinach. He then proceeded to run full speed, head first, at a concrete wall in hopes of breaking it down. Needless to say he needed his head stapled about 400 times afterwards.
eaeolian
Division Guitarist
Mike
Member
one time in HS 1st period i drank like 6 energy drinks in a row to see how fast it would get my heart beating but instead my heart rate started to drop and I thought i was gonna die.
in highschool we had a swimming pool and in gym class we had to swim once or twice a week as part of your grade, well i convinced my gym teachers all 4 years that I didnt know how to swim and was afraid of the water, and my buddy matt just told them to fuck off so we sat in the pool area and watched porn on his laptop.
i tried to sell the deed to my "condo by the lake of fire in hell" on ebay. I said it was on the same floor as a bunch of serial killers and 3 floors away from Hitler's condo, but ebay took it down 2 days later.
i played Ragnarok online for about a month (yeah thats weird to me)
i pissed off my roof of my old house one time to see how far it would go.
i threw a rock really hgih at random one time and it actually hit some girl in her glasses (but didnt fuck up her eye) and I didnt think anyone was around and was doing it just randomly... stupid fucking kids.
i wrote my name in gas out in a field one time and lit it on fire.
in highschool we had a swimming pool and in gym class we had to swim once or twice a week as part of your grade, well i convinced my gym teachers all 4 years that I didnt know how to swim and was afraid of the water, and my buddy matt just told them to fuck off so we sat in the pool area and watched porn on his laptop.
i tried to sell the deed to my "condo by the lake of fire in hell" on ebay. I said it was on the same floor as a bunch of serial killers and 3 floors away from Hitler's condo, but ebay took it down 2 days later.
i played Ragnarok online for about a month (yeah thats weird to me)
i pissed off my roof of my old house one time to see how far it would go.
i threw a rock really hgih at random one time and it actually hit some girl in her glasses (but didnt fuck up her eye) and I didnt think anyone was around and was doing it just randomly... stupid fucking kids.
i wrote my name in gas out in a field one time and lit it on fire.
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
craptastic
Member
i was 14. thought it would be a good idea to try running down my long sloping garage roof.
well....my dumbass ended up tangled in the clothes line. it wrapped around my arm and gave me the nastiest rope burn imaginable. it sucked
well....my dumbass ended up tangled in the clothes line. it wrapped around my arm and gave me the nastiest rope burn imaginable. it sucked
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
One time I had blue balls but I didn't know what the fuck was happening so I went to the ER.
He then diagnosed me and gave me a note advising 'ejaculation as necessary by means of self stimulation or stimulation by another'.
He then diagnosed me and gave me a note advising 'ejaculation as necessary by means of self stimulation or stimulation by another'.
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
neal
wizard in black
kerrys wear boots
technoviking
FretsAflame said:One time I had blue balls but I didn't know what the fuck was happening so I went to the ER.
He then diagnosed me and gave me a note advising 'ejaculation as necessary by means of self stimulation or stimulation by another'.
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
FretsAflame said:One time I had blue balls but I didn't know what the fuck was happening so I went to the ER.
He then diagnosed me and gave me a note advising 'ejaculation as necessary by means of self stimulation or stimulation by another'.
WIN!
kerrys wear boots
technoviking
damn i do some stupid things.
-snorted a huuuge line of pepper
-snorted an entire pixie stick off my arm
-taken a piss in a church parking lot and got poison oak. without a doubt worst week of my life.
-super-glued my face to a door, just for shits and giggles.
-wore flip flops to a meshuggah show, and now im missing a toe nail!
-woke up one morning a few weeks ago and seriously thought i had gonorrhea.
-blasted journey on the way to a morbid angel show (if you were at jaxx that night theres a good chance you heard me driving up)
-walked around ozzfest barefoot
-tried to pee in a urinal in a hockey locker room. if you play hockey you know how fucking vile those things can be.
-driven by an ex boyfriend and mooned him going down the highway at 75 mph
FretsAflame definitely wins.
-snorted a huuuge line of pepper
-snorted an entire pixie stick off my arm
-taken a piss in a church parking lot and got poison oak. without a doubt worst week of my life.
-super-glued my face to a door, just for shits and giggles.
-wore flip flops to a meshuggah show, and now im missing a toe nail!
-woke up one morning a few weeks ago and seriously thought i had gonorrhea.
-blasted journey on the way to a morbid angel show (if you were at jaxx that night theres a good chance you heard me driving up)
-walked around ozzfest barefoot
-tried to pee in a urinal in a hockey locker room. if you play hockey you know how fucking vile those things can be.
-driven by an ex boyfriend and mooned him going down the highway at 75 mph
FretsAflame definitely wins.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
kerrys wear boots said:
Hahahahahaha. Fucking Christ, what the hell is your problem? Why didn't you take pictures, goddamn it?!
kerrys wear boots said:
How could you have the nerve to play something so Metal when going to such a pussy show? JOURNEY!
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
kerrys wear boots
technoviking
Lord of Metal said:Hahahahahaha. Fucking Christ, what the hell is your problem? Why didn't you take pictures, goddamn it?!
How could you have the nerve to play something so Metal when going to such a pussy show? JOURNEY!
i did take a picture, but i gave it to some fucker who lost it
i still have a little glue/skin spot on my door, though. oh wow, its actually a lot bigger than i remember. ew.
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