whats the 'weirdest' thing you've ever done?

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

damn i do some stupid things.

-snorted a huuuge line of pepper
-snorted an entire pixie stick off my arm
-taken a piss in a church parking lot and got poison oak. without a doubt worst week of my life.
-super-glued my face to a door, just for shits and giggles.
-wore flip flops to a meshuggah show, and now im missing a toe nail!
-woke up one morning a few weeks ago and seriously thought i had gonorrhea.
-blasted journey on the way to a morbid angel show (if you were at jaxx that night theres a good chance you heard me driving up)
-walked around ozzfest barefoot
-tried to pee in a urinal in a hockey locker room. if you play hockey you know how fucking vile those things can be.
-driven by an ex boyfriend and mooned him going down the highway at 75 mph

FretsAflame definitely wins.

You disgust me.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Weirdest is in quotes, but perhaps we should stipulate differences between weird and dumb.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

That's what I was thinking.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I fucking hate Journey.

I fucking hate you...no I don't. I love you. I'm sorry.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i love you too. marry me?

and yeah, my stuffs all more dumb than it is weird. oh well.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

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...I now believe that you actually did glue your head to a door. Fine, I'll marry you, but I don't love you.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

its ok, i dont love you either.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Wait, seriously, are you retarded? Why the hell would you snort a line of pepper?

 

[Captain Beard]

Silly woman, wiggling your ass against a bush at a church.

 

[Lunar Still]

Wait, seriously, are you retarded? Why the hell would you snort a line of pepper?

This reminds me of a story from high school...it was lunch hour, and I was walking past the school office. Lo and behold, who do I see sitting inside but my parents! I walked in and said, naturally, "why are you guys here?"

My mother sighs, and gives me a very tired look as she says "your brother got caught snorting chalk in class."

"......what?"

"Yeah."

"Why, praytell, did he snort chalk?"

"A friend offered him $2."

*shakes head in disgust*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Haha. I have a friend IN COLLEGE that rubbed pepper spray in his eyes because a few people told him that they would pay him $20. They never paid him.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

its ok, i dont love you either.

But you haven't even seen my penis yet...

 

[Necromunchkin]

But you haven't even seen my penis yet...

That makes her one of the few... I once took a blast of pepper mace in the face but NOT because it was a choice. Not that fun.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, for a few hours, he didn't look very jolly at all.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

That makes her one of the few...

Hahaha.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

What an unlucky lady.

 

[Tee]

What an unlucky lady.

yeah...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Aww. I'm sorry that you missed the unveiling, Tee. I really wish you could have been here for it. Quite sad, really.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I totally put a friend of mine to shame in a tricycle race last night.

 

[El Stormo]

I totally put a friend of mine to shame in a tricycle race last night.

That's totally metal! Got pics?