What's with the hat?

What's with the hat?

  • Larry saw John Travolta get Debra Winger in Urban Cowboy and the idea was born.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Knowing Larry, it's meant to be covered with fake moss + leaves and serve as a hill in his diorama o

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It's actually Paul's but he already has a lovely wife and daughter so he didn't need it any more.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • It's great to hide erections provoked by guys you mistake for chicks from the back.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Having learned his lesson from the Milli Vanilli debacle, Larry hides a tape player in it during set

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Larry is ready to jump that punk bitch Clint Eastwood for rustling his pa's cattle in "The Outlaw Jo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wearing that was better than the photographer's other idea of carving a turkey.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He ordered one of those rad beanies with a propeller but they were out.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • It worked for Burt Renoylds!

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Larry could play the single worst solo in the history of metal and people wouldn't even notice.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Eric stole the Burger King crown.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • It came with the horse.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Larry wants to remember his time as a member of the cast of "Walker: Texas Ranger" but doesn't want

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • He looks like a member of Skynrrd even without it and just gave up denying that.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Larry sure does like pudding!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blazing Saddles = GODLY

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It was cheaper than those herbal supplements his email assures Larry will get him more women.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    6
  • Poll closed .
You guys do know, you're going to push Larry over the edge sooner or later, and he's going to be on the 6 o'clock news, shooting a bushmaster from a clocktower.

It's not just Larry, let's remember that Mr. Opeth looks quite dapper in the hat as well...

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Well Paul, that's okay by me. YOU sent the Esoteric CD four days late so if he nails ya...Speaking of which, your shit was posted Wednesday as promised.

And the lack of multiple choice was so we could sort this out once and for all.
 
Ya know one of these days Larry is gonna crack and kill the next person who says something about his hat. Just remember i came to your defense Larry! So put me on the bottom of your hit list so in case you run out of bullets ill be spared.
 
Funny thing is, I gave away my hat to a girl I know about a year or so ago. I do have an older one but I don't really wear it other than occasionally, like a few times a year at best. It's pretty worn out. Should have known better than to wear it in pictures, I never hear the fucking end of it. Wish someone would actually make a thread about me asking something to do with music or my playing for once LOL I guess that should tell me something huh?
Don't worry, good thing for you guys that I don't believe in guns. Just stay within safe distance from me if I am brandishing a blade of some sort.
 
Honestly Larry... if you're at all insecure about your skill, the term "seriously silly bastard" is fully applicable.
Oh and also... I met a non-tattered hat not even six months ago. It was after you got frustrated with only being recognized by that fat piece of shit in the At the Gates shirt and moved on to the 40s-ish guy standing in the back. Jerk.
 
No, not insecure, just making a point....actually the hat you saw six months ago is that beat up one I was referring to. It was pretty warped at that point actually, and after leaving it in the trunk of my car for most of the summer and throwing shit on top of it, it's really dilapidated now.
The funny thing about the situation with that hat is that when I go to shows I constantly hear people tell me that they didn't recognise me "without the hat". LOL