whats your way of picking up girls?

[Static]

Originally posted by EvilGenius
Jesus... who gives a fuck? Everyone that gets all pissy about a topic not being related to Opeth act they're offended or something. Sure, Opeth is the reason why we're all here, but it's not all that has to be talked about. Ho-lee fuck.

Hah!

It was an observation...why do you think there is an Off-topic section? FOR OFF TOPIC THREADS!

I would think Opeth is what you would talk about in the Opeth section and other stuff is what you talk of in the off-topic section...thats simply obvious.

Hahaha.

 

[manuelgv]

I don't have a way to pick up girls
they fall on my lap by their own will

yeah right

 

[nevershine]

Originally posted by Speedkill
I let them come to me.

Did that... Been with her for almost five years now.
I'm just so damn hot!

 

[Nefilim]

Lol, Hearse, that sounds fucking effective! For about an hour, then the cops show up (although by that time you probably got what you wanted, hehe).

Have you guys seen that movieclip "How to get your girlfriend to have anal sex with you" ? That's some funny shit, hehe

 

[13 Fingers]

awwwwwwwww the ugly people on here must feel kinda bad now!

 

[Lilithfire]

My favorite pick-up line ever is this.. You have to walk up to a total stranger..

"Hi, would you ever have sex with a complete stranger?"

And when they say no..

"Well, then allow me to introduce myself."

I love that one!

But being a girl, I still really don't even know the best way to pick up my kind. I fall for something different every time it seems. Good luck guys. =]

 

[Brooks]

Cheesy, awful pickuplines are great, but how many times have you actually used one?

Try it sometime Chicks love assholes. What better way to show that you're confident about yourself than trying this one...

Find a chick at a party or bar, and stare at her till she makes eye contact with you. Then, point at her, and do the "come here" motion with your finger. If/whenf she comes over, and she asks you what you want, you say "Oh, nothing. I just wanted to see if I could make you come with my finger".

 

[Cutter]

Originally posted by Brooks
Cheesy, awful pickuplines are great, but how many times have you actually used one?

Try it sometime Chicks love assholes. What better way to show that you're confident about yourself than trying this one...

Find a chick at a party or bar, and stare at her till she makes eye contact with you. Then, point at her, and do the "come here" motion with your finger. If/whenf she comes over, and she asks you what you want, you say "Oh, nothing. I just wanted to see if I could make you come with my finger".

HA HA...tremendous. I'll see if I can work up the courage to try this one...would have to be pissed though. Probably get slapped around like a read headed step child.

 

[Ermz]

Originally posted by Brooks
Cheesy, awful pickuplines are great, but how many times have you actually used one?

Try it sometime Chicks love assholes. What better way to show that you're confident about yourself than trying this one...

Find a chick at a party or bar, and stare at her till she makes eye contact with you. Then, point at her, and do the "come here" motion with your finger. If/whenf she comes over, and she asks you what you want, you say "Oh, nothing. I just wanted to see if I could make you come with my finger".

I know a few girls that would LOVE that one (seriously).

 

[scorpian007]

I always get the "just friends" line but its always re-worded differently each time.... I got that line today... Oh well

 

[JesterOfDeath]

Honestly i don't know shit about picking up girls. The way i got my g/f was i said "Hi nice to meet you". Honestly. We haven't kept our hands to ourselves since!

 

[Ermz]

Originally posted by scorpian007
I always get the "just friends" line but its always re-worded differently each time.... I got that line today... Oh well

I feel for you man, I know how it is.

 

[Stinkfist]

Best one - walk up to two girls together, look at each in turn, then say "I don't mind which, I'm not fussy"

 

[murderedbysound]

Originally posted by JesterOfDeath
Honestly i don't know shit about picking up girls. The way i got my g/f was i said "Hi nice to meet you". Honestly. We haven't kept our hands to ourselves since!

couldnt have said it better

 

[Mammon]

I just wait till their waisted. Might be 'unetichal' and all that crap,but it works like a charm. Besides, it usually saves me some time (I know... pathetic)

 

[Hexxan]

how do i pick up girls???? dont u mean teen-hottys?

oh, and usually by the legs

 

[EvilGenius]

Originally posted by Hexxan
oh, and usually by the legs

LOL... creates a funny mental image!
I don't pick em up. That's what porn is for, and it's cheaper too (not that I really have any alternative).

 

[Hexxan]

why have porn when you can have FLEASH!!! *drools*

 

[Brooks]

FLEASH!!! AND THE POWER IT HOLDS!!!!!

 

[Lee_B]

Try the line:

"I could ruin you for a normal man....."