spaffe
Geisterglut
jimbobhickville said:
Chimps are very strong animals, saw some nature documentary about them were they claimed that a grown one could rip the arm of basically any man; a ball sack would propably be like picking nuts from a tree...
Whee, the UM server eats posts now
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Chimps are very strong animals, saw some nature documentary about them were they claimed that a grown one could rip the arm of basically any man; a ball sack would propably be like picking nuts from a tree...
lizard
Member
it was two fucking chimps and were they ever pissed!
if you guys haven't read this story
http://fox40.trb.com/news/ktxl-030405chimps,0,1504594.story?coll=ktxl-news-3
it's pretty fucking wild. The two females legged out of there but the males opened up a banana-tree sized can of fucking wuppass.
if you guys haven't read this story
http://fox40.trb.com/news/ktxl-030405chimps,0,1504594.story?coll=ktxl-news-3
it's pretty fucking wild. The two females legged out of there but the males opened up a banana-tree sized can of fucking wuppass.
lizard
Member
yes, chimps are several times stronger than a man, due to their muscular density. but the force to rip off a foot....jesus.
and they also ripped off half his ass.
and they also ripped off half his ass.
Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
DE
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Erik said:
you beat me to it
I fail to see how a kernel update is going to improve an issue that's probably down to you running a forum with 3,000,000+ posts on it (lol pruning 4 year old posts is stupid huh) on hardware that can't handle it.
spaffe
Geisterglut
Ifurin said:you beat me to it
I fail to see how a kernel update is going to improve an issue that's probably down to you running a forum with 3,000,000+ posts on it (lol pruning 4 year old posts is stupid huh) on hardware that can't handle it.
Hehe yeah, perhaps Deron is hurling technical terms about in hope to hide the fact that nothing is actually being done to improve the present lousy performance (or can be done by him?).
DE
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spaffe said:
Indeed. I'm sure deleting posts over 6 months old would go some way to making things a bit zippier, as well as deleting the 548,984,217 users that have been registered for two years but have never logged in or posted anything. mySQL has known slow-down problems with tables with more than 2,000,000 rows in them, iirc.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooIfurin said:
I dig up 2 year old threads here all the time, as do many others. Sure some bands have 120 threads dedicated to them like Hammers of Misfortune, but there are many many others where great discussions take place and spend most of their time sitting near the bottom. Like the Home Recording thread, I consult that one on a regular basis, and it hasn't been bumped for ages.
mousewings
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I still look at old posts too. I love the pics of hott guys.
I agree with deleting the old members who have 0-10 posts and haven't been here in 3 years. If they come back, they can reregister.
I agree with deleting the old members who have 0-10 posts and haven't been here in 3 years. If they come back, they can reregister.
DE
vote bnp
Well what they should do is make an archive sub-forum for each forum, where the moderator can place threads that are free from pruning. Then, turn pruning on for all the other forums so that threads get deleted after a few months. If a thread is a keeper, then the mod can just move it into the archive and it'll be preserved forever. Another forum I post on does this and it works fine, but it sort of requires an active and competent mod, something only a few forums on UM seem to have. Like, virtually none of the band forums.
Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
I've received the following new error message twice today (but for the record the forums are still running way more smoothly the past few days than they had been):
Network Error (tcp_error)
A communication error occurred: "" The Web Server may be down, too busy, or experiencing other problems preventing it from responding to requests. You may wish to try again at a later time.
For assistance, contact your network support team.
</FONT>A communication error occurred: "" The Web Server may be down, too busy, or experiencing other problems preventing it from responding to requests. You may wish to try again at a later time.
For assistance, contact your network support team.
Captain Beard
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I've never had that error reported so I will check it out. Thanks for posting it. I made some changes yesterday and the server seemed to run much better today but I'll keep checking it.
Dark One said:
Henrik Main
Hello
Code:
The page cannot be displayed
There is a problem with the page you are trying to reach and it cannot be displayed.
Please try the following:
* Click the Refresh button, or try again later.
* Open the Web site home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
* Check your firewall settings. The Web Shield process (ashWebSv.exe) must be allowed to access the Internet.
* If you believe you should be able to view this directory or page, please contact the Web site administrator by using the e-mail address or phone number listed on the Web site home page.
HTTP 502 - Gateway timeout
avast! Web Proxy
The proxy server did not receive a correct response from the upstream server specified by URI or the response was not understood by proxy.
Winsock: (997) Overlapped I/O operation is in progress.
GET [url]http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=236[/url]
Winsock: (997) Overlapped I/O operation is in progress.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
DE
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
A_Hilter
Not that puss mussolini
spaffe
Geisterglut
Error description for whatever it's worth:
After some fifteen minutes of surfing (the RC board, dunno if this is due to that I don't spend much time on the other forums) the server stops responding I can't open any threads but get no error message just a time out it seems, when trying to connect. Then if I sit for some minutes hammering it sometimes start working again, but other times I simply get an error message saying the browser can't connect.
This seriously needs to be fixed, let's see some action; do a backup and change something drasticly... or something, bleh I don't know
After some fifteen minutes of surfing (the RC board, dunno if this is due to that I don't spend much time on the other forums) the server stops responding I can't open any threads but get no error message just a time out it seems, when trying to connect. Then if I sit for some minutes hammering it sometimes start working again, but other times I simply get an error message saying the browser can't connect.
This seriously needs to be fixed, let's see some action; do a backup and change something drasticly... or something, bleh I don't know
