When did god stop believing in you?

[colonel kurtz]

seems like he gave up on me even before birth...how about the rest of you?

 

[Jind]

The general agnostic in me has no idea if he ever did nor if he ever did that he ever has.

 

[ratsapprentice]

That time I saw Dumb and Dumber, and afterwards tested whether or not the human tongue sticks to icy objects in the feezer...

 

[blue_fAng]

 

[DanLights]

In soviet Russia, god stops believing in YOU!!

 

[Strachan of D]

god knows.

 

[Terminus]

 

[Nuno Filipe]

 

[StefTD]

I think it was when I started to masturbate to a picture of Mary in the church...
At least he stopped watching me - not like that one priest.



I may or may not go to hell for this.

 

[The StabbinCabin]

Hahahahahaha

 

[colonel kurtz]

I think it was when I started to masturbate to a picture of Mary in the church...
At least he stopped watching me - not like that one priest.



I may or may not go to hell for this.

well apparently god found mary to be the only woman fine enough to plant his seed in, so he shouldn't be too mad about that....

 

[~BURNY~]

When I was 13 yo, I spat in a stoop at the world famous Palatine Chapel of Aachen (beautiful architecture btw)... I felt so edgy and dangerous...

 

[Arsenu,]

3rd grade. math exams. seems like he couldn't take it anymore...

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

Amazing