When you look like I do

[ScientistOfDarkness]

bar? *rubs beard*

we'll take you

 

[Lunar Still]

I've been told btw, regardless of your copied joke, that without children, Chuck E. Cheese will boot you. They were denied even being let in to get the pizza to go.

It's true, my friends and I tried to go like a year ago out of pure boredom. They wouldn't let us in.

 

[neal]

but you all dont have in-n-out, so the westside still wins.

 

[unknown]

^^^pretty much

 

[Sentient 6]

It's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese.

I went to my stylist today, and I told her, "Just give me the Amber Alert"

dude are you channeling Lewis Black?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Zach Galifianakis!!

 

[ZANEX]

Folks, Chuck E. Cheese used to be called "Showbiz Pizza" and my friends and I tripped on LSD ans skipped school one day and went in there and it looke d like kids where on top of their Mothers pulling their hair, beating them with purses, stealing money, wrestling in the plastic ball thingy. Needless to say, we went to the Pizza hut down the road abit and had a nice quite meal.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

7-11 is good for their Peanut Butter Cup Brownies, mmmmmmmmmm......

+1
there was a gap time, about a year maybe, where every single bite of food that i ate came out of the 7-11 that i could see from my bedroom window

 

[Anvil]

but you all dont have in-n-out, so the westside still wins.

When I tasted the awesomeness that is the in-n-out... I came my pants... by my pants, I mean on Eric.

 

[EricT]

Yes, In-n-Out was the greatest experience of my life.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

When I tasted the awesomeness that is the french fries from McDonald's I came on Eric.

fixed

 

[Lunar Still]

Your mother must have dropped you down a flight of stairs on your dick as a child.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Yes, getting cummed on was the greatest experience of my life.

fixed

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

fyi, you're not funny.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

fyi, you're not funny.

oh, come on, it was exactly the same fucking shit everybody else does

 

[EricT]

Chuck E Cheese is like a buffet for the eyes to LRD.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

male strippers are like a buffet for the eyes to eric t.

fixed

 

[EricT]

Wow... You are the wit MASTER. Master of the wit. Lord of the Wits. Star Wits.

Atleast I'm not interested in having sex with 12 year old boy/girl/things.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Atleast I'm not interested in having sex with things.

giving the dog a blow job thing was just that one day, and Mellissa was doing it first

 

[Calamitas1786]

+1
there was a gap time, about a year maybe, where every single bite of food that i ate came out of the 7-11 that i could see from my cellblock window

Fixed