Where the hell is Karen?

[Dead Winter]

?

 

[Morganna]

I see that she's online! Hi Karen!

 

[Dead Winter]

Would ya look at that? Hi Karen! That's some telepathy for you.

 

[Captain Beard]

She's tied up in my shed. I'm about to go find out why my ninjas let her browse the board.

 

[Dead Winter]

Karen's Mosad. I knew it.

 

[Chromatose]

She's ghost hunting :O


edit: I mean "haunting"

 

[Morganna]

She's roasting and brewing me some of that fine coffee she has. Om nom.

 

[Captain Beard]

Where's Beel...

 

[Sentient 6]

she's living in "hotchickadventureland" hoping for some lesbo action anyone?

 

[Captain Beard]

*Grabs his couch and hat*

 

[Lord Foul]

I'd imagine she's just too busy with life to spend much time here recently.





Wait, did I misunderstand the rules? Is this a wild speculation thread? Ok.

Karen is spending her season in the underworld. Shouldn't have eaten those pomegranate seeds.

 

[El Stormo]

IN MY PANTS.

 

[Morganna]

Why do I see David behind the couch. Ruh roh! Karen is doing more then making coffee!

Jumps behind the couch to get a peek*

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

She's definitely not in the trunk of my car.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Karen's Mosad. I knew it.

And now she works as a liason with a navy investigative agency in DC, with a wisecracking womanizing detective, a nerdy MIT graduate, a totally cliche goth forensic scientist, and a hardass boss with a unyielding sense of honor and duty.

 

[Shpongled]

You guys are all way off. One thing you never knew about Karen is that she's actually a spy, working for the CIA and posing as an Israeli female as a front to deflect any suspicion of her true intentions here. She only posts here as a means to that end. She's told me her true intentions for being here, and although I cannot disclose that information to anyone else, I can legitimately say that the reason she's not been posting lately is because she was found out by some conspiracy theorists and after a long car chase and subsequent life or death shootout (she's the only one that survived), she's now gone into hiding somewhere near Albuquerque, New Mexico. This is all stems from recent rumors that a meteor has recently been discovered in the middle of a glacier near the North Pole. I'm not sure what's up with the glacier and meteor, nor what it has to do with any of us or why she chose to make this forum one of her "LPs" (Leisure Place... basically a neutral place where she can practice her undercover act without fear of being found out, since no one has any reason to believe she's hiding anything), but I have to believe it's all related somehow and that each of us individually are one way or another connected to the grand scheme.

Only time will tell, but one thing's for certain... we ARE being watched!

<3 Karen

 

[Super Mahrio]

Also, i heard the space shuttle was delayed again. Perhaps Karen found a means to penetrate through NASA, and ship information to the Space Station as a means to communicate with intergalactic life. By sending this information, Karen plays a role in gathering specimens from other planets.

 

[Morganna]

hahahha, Kevin. Yep, the truth is out there!

 

[Psychonaut]

Trotting recklessly about slaying our celebrities apparently. Why Billy Mays? WHY?!?!?!

 

[Lunar Still]

You guys are all way off. One thing you never knew about Karen is that she's actually a spy, working for the CIA and posing as an Israeli female as a front to deflect any suspicion of her true intentions here. She only posts here as a means to that end. She's told me her true intentions for being here, and although I cannot disclose that information to anyone else, I can legitimately say that the reason she's not been posting lately is because she was found out by some conspiracy theorists and after a long car chase and subsequent life or death shootout (she's the only one that survived), she's now gone into hiding somewhere near Albuquerque, New Mexico. This is all stems from recent rumors that a meteor has recently been discovered in the middle of a glacier near the North Pole. I'm not sure what's up with the glacier and meteor, nor what it has to do with any of us or why she chose to make this forum one of her "LPs" (Leisure Place... basically a neutral place where she can practice her undercover act without fear of being found out, since no one has any reason to believe she's hiding anything), but I have to believe it's all related somehow and that each of us individually are one way or another connected to the grand scheme.

Only time will tell, but one thing's for certain... we ARE being watched!

<3 Karen

Well, that would certainly explain that bizarre earpiece I saw in her ear at MDF.

And the skintight latex catsuit she was wearing.























































































































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