Where the hell is Karen?

[Lord Foul]

Now that Karen is back she should reveal the details of her absence. One of us must have been right.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hahahahaha fucking A, I never saw this thread and just started laughing like crazy here at work

you guys are so freakin' awesome <3

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Kevin was right btw.


and Cara also. I am still in her pants.

 

[Dead Winter]

Happy early Birthday, Karen!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Chris, You = awesome!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

what did you have for lunch today, karen?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I went to the Whole Foods by my job and got some food from their buffet thingie there.
Mediterranean Salad, roasted egg-plants with Feta, and Greek chicken.

omg omg, what did you have, Max?????

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I actually haven't eaten today yet. May make myself a burger.

 

[Lordlucid]

Greek Chicken?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I actually haven't eaten today yet. May make myself a burger.

ahhhh I see your healthy-eating new life plan was done after hmm... 2 days


Lord Lucid: The chicken spoke Greek

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Nowhere around that makes cheap healthy food, I can't cook for shit, and I'm a bit of picky eater (though certainly less so than I once was). BTW, I'm aware that those are all bullshit excuses, lol

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Max, I don't know if you're aware of this but...

Those are all bullshit excuses.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I eat better than I once did. Smaller quantities too. Pretty much given up soda.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Well, that's one HUGE step! Keep it up! Soda is so bad for you!

*sniff* I am so proud of you! *sniff*

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

But right now i'm gonna fuckin stuff myself with some cow flesh.

 

[Lord Foul]

I've tried and failed to give up soda four times now.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I have one every now and then, but not a couple times a day like days of old. The glory of the Brita Filter made that possible.

 

[Lord Foul]

Having infinite free sodas at work doesn't help. And I just can't stomach that diet crap. Sickly sweet with a bitter aftertaste.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Cherry Coke Zero is pretty awesome.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

sodas are OK once every blue moon... but a few every day???
That's just bad... BAD BAD BAD.