I believe in real vampires, like immortal ones, you know, like in the Anne Rice books. If I became a vampire, I wouldn't have to piss or shit and I would have a really good excuse not to go out in sunlight, which I hate anyway. I believe that one day a vampire will come to me and give me the blood which will bestow upon me eternal life...BWAHAHAHA!! The only thing that sucks is immortal vampires can't have sex. But I hear that when a vampire kills a human, it feels better than sex.